The Monocle of Higher Education

Boundary Crossings™ is the most robust and terrifying student-tracking and success software available in higher education. Your first…

by Jennie Young and Christopher Shelley

If while you’re cooking your red herring the oven catches fire and burns the whole house down, killing everyone inside, try to resist…

It’s called the Infinite Monkey Theorem, and it goes something like this: Given enough time, a monkey randomly striking keys on a…

It all began with STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, Math).

“A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those [baptisms] are all considered invalid.”~CNN, February 15, 2022

A-level work

Lots of Supply But the Demand is Seriously Lacking

Seeking Truth Tellers of Our Truth

Dear Students, Faculty, and Staff,

Q: Should we be concerned about enrollment for Fall 2021?

Hey, Baby. Are you tired of sharing your adjunct with 500 other students spread across four different universities? Do you want an adjunct…

Editor’s Note: Rejection Without Review

As a college professor, I miss going to campus, in-person instruction, and hanging in my office. I also miss my colleagues. Somewhat.

If your T.A. asks any of the following questions, it’s probably time for a replacement.

Doc, Mr. Brown, Emmett, daddy-o. You hold a PhD, and yet you purport to be “a student of all sciences.”

Our priority is to convince parents to pay full tuition and housing so their child can complete online courses from a quarantined dorm…

If you give a professor a 600 dollar stimulus check,

Dear Santa, It is not the intention of this letter to debate that nature of “good” and “bad,” or “naughty” or “nice.”

Please Stop Making Me Watch You All Day

The year is 5020, and rubrics now control every aspect of human life. America itself is run by RubriCorp, a monopolistic mega-corporation…

Birthing a dissertation is physically, emotionally, and spiritually exhausting, so if you find yourself experiencing post-PhD blues, you…

It doesn’t matter at all to me who won or lost this election.