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The Movie You Didn’t See
Reading the mind in the sky from which inspiration flows
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The Babadook
The Babadook
is a brilliant symbolic representation of the female experience of family
Eli Haven
Feb 10, 2015
Kingsman
Kingsman
is an environmental reactionary’s fever dream
Eli Haven
Feb 4, 2015
Edge of Tomorrow
Edge of Tomorrow
is really about trying to take down the international Masonic banking conspiracy
Eli Haven
Nov 4, 2014
What Ruled: 2013
What Ruled: 2013
my favourites in no particular order and with no editorialising
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
The Hunt & Prisoners
The Hunt & Prisoners
are thematically the same film but made with inverse worldviews on the nature of anarchy
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
The Hunt
The Hunt
the perfect horror of the third-person-omniscient narrative
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
Prisoners
Prisoners
supports but also subverts David Icke’s theory of child abuse
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
Pain and Gain
Pain and Gain
2 reasons why it’s Michael Bay’s best movie
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
Man of Steel
Man of Steel
is really an argument for unchecked executive-branch power to maintain American exceptionalism
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
Elysium
Elysium
is really about the political suicide necessary to pass universal healthcare in the United States, but with a sting in the tail
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
Now You See Me
Now You See Me
is really about the Illuminati causing the Global Financial Crisis of 2008 in order to subjugate the masses and create a police state
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
Looper
Looper
is really an environmental morality play
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
The Mind In The Sky
The Mind In The Sky
according to Nikola Tesla
Eli Haven
Jan 6, 2014
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