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The New Chevalier
Telling the story of what’s really going on in those sci-fi and fantasy book cover paintings.
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The New Chevalier #23
The New Chevalier #23
The mass exodus from cities paved the way for a new phase of history we now call The Rise of the Karens. We now know that the seemingly…
Kirk Nelson
Oct 18, 2020
The New Chevalier #22
The New Chevalier #22
Seriously? This light is taking forever. For. Everrrrr. They played like four whole songs since I got here. If I don’t get going in the…
Kirk Nelson
Oct 18, 2020
The New Chevalier #21
The New Chevalier #21
“Don’t move! Caught you red handed. You just couldn’t resist lighting up a bone, could you sweetheart?”
Kirk Nelson
Oct 18, 2020
The New Chevalier #20
The New Chevalier #20
How many times has this happened to you? You’re thirteen chapters deep into writing your latest saga, when you realize your main character…
Kirk Nelson
Oct 18, 2020
The New Chevalier #19
The New Chevalier #19
Hark! Tis I, Mitch the Benevolent, who have summoned you. I require passage to the North-Lands. Let me board your air vessel, for my…
Kirk Nelson
Jul 20, 2020
The New Chevalier #18
The New Chevalier #18
There is a trail of mystery hanging in the air. Somewhere between the Space Opera House and the Forbidden Antiques Bazaar, an emanation of…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 25, 2018
The New Chevalier #17
The New Chevalier #17
Droid, bots, automata, lend me your mics. As the last surviving member of humanity I want to share the secret of my longevity with you…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 25, 2018
The New Chevalier #16
The New Chevalier #16
Dear Editor,
Kirk Nelson
Sep 25, 2018
The New Chevalier #15
The New Chevalier #15
Are you looking for a tasty treat for your furry pal? Hansen Cat Treats are the perfect solution! They’re all natural, and so delicious you…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 25, 2018
The New Chevalier #14
The New Chevalier #14
Today for creative writing exercise we will be writing a fantasy story. I will pull five slips of paper out of the box, read the words…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 25, 2018
The New Chevalier #13
The New Chevalier #13
There was an unwritten rule among Spacefleet Fighters, that no pilot ever compliment another. That was, until First Lieutenant Schafer, the…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 25, 2018
The New Chevalier #12
The New Chevalier #12
Dear Mech Lyfe Insurance Company,
Kirk Nelson
Sep 25, 2018
The New Chevalier #11
The New Chevalier #11
’Tis I, Mitch the Benevolent! I have returned from my travels, rich with plunder and tales of treachery! Watch closely, for I must don the…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #10
The New Chevalier #10
Meet Hans Meyer: Devoted husband, hard working farmer, and genetically modified organism. Son of immigrants whose voyage here was a one way…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #9
The New Chevalier #9
This isn’t the longest story you’ll hear, and probably not the best,
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #8
The New Chevalier #8
It was three days into the bloodshed of the Battle of Tundra Shrieking. Arnold had, of course, heard the rumors that spread among the…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #7
The New Chevalier #7
Claire fluttered into the office and batted her wings impatiently as the creature behind the desk crunched an endless chain of numbers. She…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #6
The New Chevalier #6
Sue felt her life had reached a nadir of disappointments. As if everything and everyone around her were a jigsaw puzzle that refused to…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #5
The New Chevalier #5
Me and Peg, we’re just an ordinary couple like anybody. Funny stuff happens to Peg all the time. I think she’s a magnet for weird…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #4
The New Chevalier #4
The 3646 Google RoadPod is a throwback to the golden age before the Cybershark Wars. Forget the horrors of our Ravenous Overlords with a…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #3
The New Chevalier #3
“Hey Rick, are you ok? You look like you’re brooding.”
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #2
The New Chevalier #2
Winter is a harsh time in the Northlands. Shelter is powerless to hold back the inexorable chill, as the cracking trees die in the still…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
The New Chevalier #1
The New Chevalier #1
Fear not, weary sleeper. It is only I, Mitch the Benevolent, keeping vigil over this charming hovel you call home. I was afraid your stores…
Kirk Nelson
Sep 24, 2018
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