Christian Democratic Party (Fred Nile Group)

Now, I could talk about the party, but really, they are truly personified by their leader Fred Nile. This is him:

Not only does he look like a dinosaur, his opinions match too!

This isn’t just a man who has stated that homosexuality should be classed as a “mental disorder”. Nor is he just a man who lied during a parliamentary debate and later claimed that “God prompted him” to do it. This is a man who initially had his visa to travel to the US for Trump’s inauguration rejected on security grounds. And really that should tell you exactly how trash he is.

Policy

From what you’ve now heard about Fred Nile, you shouldn’t have to think too hard about what their policy platform will be.

But clearly, his party has done the exact same thing, because their policy page is incredibly vague and doesn’t really tell you what they want (probably because it’s batshit insane). The only real standout is how salty they are about gay marriage, but honestly, all these conservatives just need to let it go already.

Vote for them if

You have the exact same opinions as one specific 84 year old man.

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