The Orange Blog

Bit chalky.

An event, and a process.

In which Thor walks like an Egyptian.

Your Marvel Cinematic Spider-Man.

In which Star-Lord’s ego gets out of hand.

More like Doctor Eccentric — but a little different anyhow.

You ever see that really old movie?

I know; it wasn’t my idea.

And for gosh sake, watch your language.

Why did the people have sticks up their butts?

The price of freedom is high — but it’s a price I’m willing to (wait, how much?!)

Thor fights Evil Doctor Who, cosmic menstruation, studio notes.

See, it’s not real.

If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll gross a billion and a half dollars.

The Flag Waver. The Old Dude with the Shield. Et cetera.

Now we’ve got a universe.

The MCU gets a little rusty.

Incredible, not as in “amazing”.