Erection Detection

Lazy Limericks

Matthew Querzoli
The Quintessential Q
1 min readApr 19, 2017

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The daily challenge to escape detection

From eyes programmed for inspection

Falls to each man or boy

In an effort to remain coy

And hide surprise, unwelcome erections

Matt Querzoli wrote this. Typed, rather. It doesn’t matter. It’s still probably terrible. Follow him or his randy publication if you liked the post, or even the bloke himself if this tickled your proverbial pickle.

Like the bloke.

Follow the bloke.

Be the bloke.

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