Erection Detection
Lazy Limericks
Published in
1 min readApr 19, 2017
The daily challenge to escape detection
From eyes programmed for inspection
Falls to each man or boy
In an effort to remain coy
And hide surprise, unwelcome erections
Matt Querzoli wrote this. Typed, rather. It doesn’t matter. It’s still probably terrible. Follow him or his randy publication if you liked the post, or even the bloke himself if this tickled your proverbial pickle.