The Rebel Fish

Simplicity don’t need no greasing, Billy Joe shaver

Being a ‘big boy’ at 3 — learning to swear

Can you remember your first swear word?

Parka coats and the school sprint

Are all children psychopaths?Was it just my school?

I split myself in two

Sometimes,you will be astounded to read, I get bored.

Splashing as an adult

Who says that fun should stop just because you get older?

If you take a book into a forest..

If you take a book into a forest.. Will the trees cry?

Why was there a bull in the china shop?

The sharpest knife in the drawer, Queen Victorias Coronation

if you sit by the river long enough

The Bodies of your enemies will float by — Justin Bieber