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Guide to Your Relationship
Guide to Your Relationship
Have you ever been in a situation with your partner and thought, Huh. It’s a good thing I don’t have a knife or a blunt object because…
Benjamin Rietema
Jul 26, 2022
Missing Pandemic Times
Missing Pandemic Times
Missing pandemic times? You’re not alone. COVID is like your ex that was abusive, controlling, and emotionally unstable — but you can’t…
Benjamin Rietema
Jul 17, 2022
Work Jargon Translator
Work Jargon Translator
Working an office job and sick of the vague, wordy responses you get? Don’t work at an office but are forced to deal with bureaucracy…
Benjamin Rietema
Nov 6, 2021
How to Save the Planet
How to Save the Planet
With the planet going from hot to dead, the Climate Change Recommendation Panel sees the need to act. Our proposals for cities across the…
Benjamin Rietema
Sep 11, 2021
Lessons From a Pandemic
Lessons From a Pandemic
What lessons have we learned from the pandemic? It seems near enough to the end to form some take-aways from the last year or so of…
Benjamin Rietema
Jul 18, 2021
The Completely Unrealistic, Best-Selling Robot Girlfriend
The Completely Unrealistic, Best-Selling Robot Girlfriend
Made by men, for men
Benjamin Rietema
Jan 8, 2021
Your Recap of 2020’s Misery
Your Recap of 2020’s Misery
Hello and welcome to your recap of 2020, the year where you found out how low your neighbor could go and how precious a clean ass truly is…
Benjamin Rietema
Jan 3, 2021
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