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Is your child texting about being offline?

Is your child texting about being offline?

“Unplugging” is a new and dangerous trend that’s spreading quickly among modern teens. Kids are going on hikes, reading books, and having…
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Peter M Richardson
Evangelical Convert Struggles to Keep Up With Church’s Politics

Evangelical Convert Struggles to Keep Up With Church’s Politics

New Christian and Arbor Heights Evangelical Church attendee Joshua Redding is reportedly falling behind in his studies for membership at…
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Peter M Richardson
Jank to Dank™ Design Method

Jank to Dank™ Design Method

Take Your Craft to the #NextLevel with These Ten Steps
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Peter M Richardson
When Is Someone Going to Tell Morgan Freeman to Give It Up and Get a Real Job?

When Is Someone Going to Tell Morgan Freeman to Give It Up and Get a Real Job?

Let me say something publicly that we’ve all been thinking privately to ourselves: Morgan Freeman is a two-bit hack, with absolutely no…
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Peter M Richardson
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