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Yet Another Political Prisoner Escapes From National Zoo
Yet Another Political Prisoner Escapes From National Zoo
The National Zoo has faced high-profile escapes before; including a week-long jaunt by red panda and anarcho-syndicalist terrorist Rusty…
Some Georgetown J School Grad
Mar 16, 2017
Snow Storm Fails To Alleviate Burden of Existence in DMV
Snow Storm Fails To Alleviate Burden of Existence in DMV
Unsurprisingly, Tuesday’s much-welcomed doom-storm failed to deliver on its promises, and DC’s citizens were forced yet again to stare down…
Some Georgetown J School Grad
Mar 16, 2017
WMATA Predicts Soul Harvest Shortfall, $0.50 Fare Hike
WMATA Predicts Soul Harvest Shortfall, $0.50 Fare Hike
For the first year since 2009, WMATA is predicting a shortfall in their annual harvest of commuter souls.
Some Georgetown J School Grad
Mar 13, 2017
12th Century-Style Marriages Make Roaring Comeback in DMV
12th Century-Style Marriages Make Roaring Comeback in DMV
800 years ago, marriage was more than an expression of love- it was a social contract that allowed everyone from impoverished peasants to…
Some Georgetown J School Grad
Mar 13, 2017
Going Out Guide
Going Out Guide
Hello! It’s me, your friendly Wershington Post Going Out Guide Editor! This weekend we have THREE AMAZING options!
Some Georgetown J School Grad
Mar 13, 2017
Mega Storm Threatens Human Life in Wershington
Mega Storm Threatens Human Life in Wershington
In a shocking turn of events which no one predicted- with the exception of DC’s nonnative population who are continually reminded of the…
Some Georgetown J School Grad
Mar 13, 2017
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