5. “We can’t pay you but it’ll be great exposure. Besides, eulogies for family members practically write themselves.”
4. “I accidentally dropped your book in the toilet. Can I get a new one for free?”
Editor’s Note: This is satire.
Note: this column contains references to shameful deeds.
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