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How To Be Taken Seriously By Your Mechanic
How To Be Taken Seriously By Your Mechanic
Maybe you’ll even make a new friend.
Mara Macduff
May 31
More Useless Pore Minimising Tips
More Useless Pore Minimising Tips
Pores — what are they good for? Absolutely nothing other than releasing the sebum that stops your face from crusting over.
Stephanie Redmond
May 30
How to Humor: Leading With a Strong Title
How to Humor: Leading With a Strong Title
Draw the reader in with a concise, relevant, and hysterical title.
Katy Maiolatesi
May 29
I Don’t Mind Women in the Gym’s Weight Area, But They Should Never Outnumber Men
I Don’t Mind Women in the Gym’s Weight Area, But They Should Never Outnumber Men
The ladylike thing for them to do is wait until there’s a lull
Caroline Horwitz
May 29
Congrats on Buying a New Car and Good Luck Leaving Our Parking Lot!
Congrats on Buying a New Car and Good Luck Leaving Our Parking Lot!
Would it cheer you up to know that the inflatable tube men dancing in the air are cheering you on?
Megan Rogers
May 28
Enjoying the *Self Care Ritual* of a Bubble Bath
Enjoying the *Self Care Ritual* of a Bubble Bath
Am I doing this right?
Delaney Gibbons
May 27
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
A wishlist of sweet relief on-the-go
Lynn I. Hsu
May 24
How to Do an Out of State Transfer at a Central Jersey (Yeah, We Exist) DMV
How to Do an Out of State Transfer at a Central Jersey (Yeah, We Exist) DMV
You think you can just move here and become Jersey? Think again, buddy.
Julia Giantomasi
May 23
Are You Working For An Early-Stage Tech Startup Or Jumping In An Inflatable Bounce House?
Are You Working For An Early-Stage Tech Startup Or Jumping In An Inflatable Bounce House?
It’s dynamic! It’s exciting! And everyone keeps saying it’s okay to move fast and break things…
Cassidy McDonnell
May 22
Google Translating Famous Quotes into Gen Z
Google Translating Famous Quotes into Gen Z
A new translation service for communicating with the Gen Z in your life — no cap.
Carly Gibson
May 21
Screw Infant Milestones; Let’s Talk Motherhood Milestones
Screw Infant Milestones; Let’s Talk Motherhood Milestones
By the end of their first month, new moms should: make sounds other than crying.
Becca Funke
May 20
Fraudulinguistics Pt. 2
Fraudulinguistics Pt. 2
The Study of Words that Should Exist: Part 2 by Ellen Liebenthal
Ellen Liebenthal
May 17
I, Dog, Am a World-Famous Odorologist and It’s Insulting My Humans Only See Me as a “Good Girl”
I, Dog, Am a World-Famous Odorologist and It’s Insulting My Humans Only See Me as a “Good Girl”
This is what it’s like to be a woman in STEM
Kelli Huggins
May 16
The Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier Friends
The Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier Friends
I would catch glimpses of myself in the reflection of the shiny scales I gave you. I saw a fish I didn’t recognize.
Emily Menez
May 15
We Use Mason Jars for Everything
We Use Mason Jars for Everything
Do you remember our wedding?
Kate Brennan
May 14
Competitive Sidewalk Sharing Sponsored by Dr. Scholl’s
Competitive Sidewalk Sharing Sponsored by Dr. Scholl’s
I’m your host, Skoot Tramplin coming to you live from the bay window of my house.
Jill Bennett
May 13
This Is Me, Your Period! Sorry To Bother You, But I Just Had To Ask
This Is Me, Your Period! Sorry To Bother You, But I Just Had To Ask
How come you’re 30 and still don’t know shit about your cycle?
Agata Szymula
May 10
How to Humor: Finding the Funny in a Dry Satirical Form
How to Humor: Finding the Funny in a Dry Satirical Form
Like cologne, a little goes a long way.
Heidi Lux
May 9
Maligning This Celebrity’s Significant Other Online Is the Surest Way to His Heart
Maligning This Celebrity’s Significant Other Online Is the Surest Way to His Heart
She doesn’t know what it is to be a fan
Caroline Horwitz
May 9
Everyday Self-Defense Strategies for Women
Everyday Self-Defense Strategies for Women
What’s the dystopian struggle to survive without some sparkle?
Aarushi Ahuja
May 8
May We Interest You in Another Newsletter?
May We Interest You in Another Newsletter?
We pre-emptively apologize for that title.
Katy Maiolatesi
May 7
It’s Me, Your Gravy Boat. Your Moment of Pretentiousness Has Led to My Lifetime of Loneliness
It’s Me, Your Gravy Boat. Your Moment of Pretentiousness Has Led to My Lifetime of Loneliness
No gravy train for me.
Heather Osterman-Davis
May 7
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