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Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon
Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon
Assault lasers illuminated the Moon’s black sky. A shattered colony dome leaked oxygen and bodies were flushed into the vacuum of space…
HAL Mencken
May 28, 2019
A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214b ~ The Futurus Satoshi
A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214...
What began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission…
HAL Mencken
Apr 21, 2019
Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30 ~ The Futurus Satoshi
Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30 ~ The Futurus Satoshi
The Trolley Dodgers Defeat Seibu Lions 2–1 in Extra Innings on Jackie Robinson Day. Jesse Omega Owens Reporting: Brooklyn Dome, Brooklyn…
HAL Mencken
Apr 16, 2019
Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana
Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana
Fording the Tijuana River across several locations late last night hordes of armed men crossed into Mexican Federation territory occupying…
HAL Mencken
Apr 13, 2019
Merica Coin Replaces U$ Dollar
Merica Coin Replaces U$ Dollar
Presidentor signs The Paper Reserve Act. Mired by a stagnant economy, rife unemployment, and riddled with low consumer confidence, the…
HAL Mencken
Apr 7, 2019
AMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALL
AMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALL
Luddite terror groups attacked, and sought to occupy Philadelphia’s Independence Hall amidst this mornings busy rush hour, launching…
HAL Mencken
Apr 3, 2019
KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH
KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH
The sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on an planetary scale. A pinball space debris disaster began late last night, as…
HAL Mencken
Apr 1, 2019
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Killer Sharks on Europa
Killer Sharks on Europa
Over 1000 individuals considers to be lost at sea. Search and Rescue efforts have been suspended till further notice. The Navy has sent an…
HAL Mencken
Jan 11, 2019
The 13th~ Sydney Tripper Ripper Hacks Apart Another
The 13th~ Sydney Tripper Ripper Hacks Apart Another
Under intense pressure from the NZ Blitz, Sydneysiders have another nightmare to deal with, The Tripper Ripper, the LSD dosing serial…
HAL Mencken
Jan 9, 2019
Invisible Hand ~ Future Finance w/ AGIdam Smith
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