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Please don’t touch the art.
Please don’t touch the art.
After the floors cave and fall into the void below, the person who foolishly touched the art will be suspended in mid-air.
Eric-fi
Nov 28, 2017
Flowers Smell Like
Flowers Smell Like
I always wanted to know what flowers smell like, and what pancakes taste like.
Eric-fi
Nov 18, 2017
Your New Shadow
Your New Shadow
Make sure to buy the warranty on your new shadow. Buy all of the insurance plans. Pay the extra cash for 24/7 customer service. There was a…
Eric-fi
Nov 4, 2017
Cyborgs in the Tadpole Galaxy
Cyborgs in the Tadpole Galaxy
For Cyborgs in the Tadpole Galaxy, the meaning of life is to dig a hole twenty feet deep.
Eric-fi
Oct 28, 2017
We Aren't the Goonies
We Aren't the Goonies
If my mom caught me practicing any variation of the Stone Cold Stunner I’d be grounded for a week. Soda was banned, rated R movies were…
Eric-fi
Oct 12, 2017
The Kindest Thing
The Kindest Thing
Wishing someone would die and stay dead is actually a wish rooted in kindness. Because what is the opposite? Wishing someone would die and…
Eric-fi
Sep 15, 2017
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