Food

16 (Pretty Good) Avocado Toast Tweets I Found in ~3 Minutes

vaguely feel like eating at Red Lobster

Yesterday, I took a road trip to the suburbs and then I saw all my favorite friends. A Chili’s next to a Kohl’s next to an Old Navy. And then there was a Red Lobster.

vaguely feel like i’m one part vitamin water and one part sugar water

16 Things I ate on my birthday, I think

1. Chocolate granola with greek yogurt
2. An apple

5 other tweets about mailmen and granola bars

it’s a thing?

The other day I wrote about a semi-humorous post that was about mail persons and granola bars.

vaguely feel like purchasing a pepsi at cvs

the anti-folk coca-cola museum

Excerpt from What Kmart Is Like Now

the newest food truck in my town features the mailman eating a granola bar

1. was re-reading my tweet book…

7 types of candy and/or cookies i received and/or ate on christmas

1. Reese’s Miniatures: I opened this bag after…

vaguely feel like my daughter wants to be a burrito, btw there is a burrito food truck parked at my neighbor’s house