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I Have Built an Angela Lansbot
People love legendary actress Angela Lansbury, star of screen and stage! Many of us grew up appreciating her from a safe, sexless distance…
alexis simpson
Mar 7, 2016
Elevator Pitch: Three App Ideas To End A Bad Date In A Hurry
We’re all only one good idea away from easy street. With every Elevator Pitch, Vaster Wasteland presents three times that many. Since we…
Christopher Conklin
Mar 4, 2016
Buzz off about my tattoo, idiots
Tattoos are deeply personal. A crusty old sailor dude told me that they’re stories we tell ourselves to stay afloat while we’re lost at…
Christopher Conklin
Mar 2, 2016
The Museum of Actual Presidential Deaths Museum
A lonely woman greets you at the door. She wears a sweater with embroidered cardinals. She doesn’t remember that cardinals are not…
alexis simpson
Feb 4, 2016
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