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VICELAND AD#57
VICELAND AD#57
Every 15 minutes, an elephant is killed for its tusks. Your body makes cholesterol while you sleep. Somewhere someone whom you used to know…
Davy Carren
Apr 29, 2016
VICELAND AD#222
VICELAND AD#222
All of our names will be plural, and they’ll be penned on napkins, soon. And you with your angular face and your bony elbows, stitched into…
Davy Carren
Apr 2, 2018
VICELAND AD#1225
VICELAND AD#1225
“St. Nick be damned. Older still, I’m not getting through this winter very well. Up to the scratchy strung-on beard in doubt. A cigarette…
Davy Carren
Dec 23, 2017
VICELAND AD#100
VICELAND AD#100
Ah. I picked you up for a song. What good did it ever do me? Yes and yeah and no and nah. It’s flyswatter weather, and we’re the flies…
Davy Carren
Sep 30, 2017
VICELAND AD#415
VICELAND AD#415
Bits and tears and strings of cloud huddle up there best they can in the testy pearl of a moping teal sky. Another stay in these legs…
Davy Carren
Sep 29, 2017
VICELAND AD#____
VICELAND AD#____
the refuge of the incompetent like crayon murals on spackled drywall stiff lowers and a pack of sergeants sung whole for less of a grumpy…
Davy Carren
Aug 20, 2017
VICELAND AD#3.14
VICELAND AD#3.14
She kissed you like she meant it, and saved her hugs for stray dogs and bandbox miscreants. She’d rarely tell you about anything important…
Davy Carren
Jun 25, 2017
VICELAND AD #0000000
VICELAND AD #0000000
We are all part-time tenants on this big, old oblate spheroid of ours. Get the most out of it while you can. Home was just another place…
Davy Carren
Apr 16, 2017
VICELAND AD#11
VICELAND AD#11
There’s a player piano in the bathroom cranking out Debbie Reynolds numbers. A prattling, moody check-paying attitude crops the scene in a…
Davy Carren
Jan 8, 2017
VICELAND AD #1,117
VICELAND AD #1,117
Asleep off the wheel. Rain’s not a forethought. A wince away from another hairpin’s disaster. A clipped ear from a lug nut’s turn. We rig…
Davy Carren
Jan 1, 2017
VICELAND AD#714
VICELAND AD#714
Like reading lips in a foreign movie. An address to the season. Presented with history’s horrible precedents. Elect a burro. Fuck you and…
Davy Carren
Dec 20, 2016
VICELAND AD#15
VICELAND AD#15
Some new study reveals that being born greatly increases your chances of dying, and agreeing seems biased at best. Even Henry Heimlich is…
Davy Carren
Dec 17, 2016
VICELAND AD#8
VICELAND AD#8
What do you know about being in love? Nothing — that’s what. I tell you, it’s a dulled edge of forgetfulness that grows wings around my…
Davy Carren
Dec 11, 2016
VICELAND AD#0101010
VICELAND AD#0101010
Sometimes there is just nothing to expect. The rumble and raw awe of airplanes. Shoes-in-the-dryer thumping in an upstairs room. Recall is…
Davy Carren
Dec 10, 2016
VICELAND AD#510
VICELAND AD#510
Thirty-six dead and Trump’s on his way to the top. Who’s left to not be counted? In? There’s your out. A forklift of missed opportunity…
Davy Carren
Dec 5, 2016
VICELAND AD #805
VICELAND AD #805
“There’s another ice age coming, so won’t you hold me in your arms?”
Davy Carren
Nov 19, 2016
VICELAND AD#408
VICELAND AD#408
The leafy expanse of accents chanted from the top of descending loops over sped up laughter: inspiration’s hacksaw delivering flinty sparks…
Davy Carren
Nov 16, 2016
VICELAND AD #1,113
VICELAND AD #1,113
New York’s calling. Nobody’s home. Take this the wrong way. That hairpin turn of thought that might be leading to a madrigal’s scales is…
Davy Carren
Nov 13, 2016
VICELAND AD#115
VICELAND AD#115
Sour waters of confinement, I shall not sing for thee. But, let me ask around. Maybe there are forgeries better than this. Me? I always…
Davy Carren
Nov 9, 2016
VICELAND AD#10
VICELAND AD#10
Let’s only elect librarians to congress, let the dishwashers have a say in the senate, and put some drunks and outlaws on the Supreme…
Davy Carren
Oct 29, 2016
VICELAND AD#28
VICELAND AD#28
When home is so far from home, and you miss 1983. Crushed tulips in the piano garden. Grainy dissonance of peeled plums. Errors in the…
Davy Carren
Oct 16, 2016
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