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Public Service Announcement To White, Educated, Wealthy, Insured Republican Anti-Vaxxers: If You…
Public Service Announcement To White, Educated, Wealthy, Insured Republican Anti-Vaxxers: If You…
That should get their attention!
Charles H. Roast
Sep 14, 2021
I Recently Learned About #notallmen: What The Hell’s Wrong With Tall Men?
I Recently Learned About #notallmen: What The Hell’s Wrong With Tall Men?
I am triggered and highly offended.
Charles H. Roast
Sep 11, 2021
Tenth of My 30 Stories In 30 Days, And I’ve Hit The Wall
Tenth of My 30 Stories In 30 Days, And I’ve Hit The Wall
So I wrote this story.
Charles H. Roast
Sep 9, 2021
My Entries into The MWC Were Chosen For Further Distribution
My Entries into The MWC Were Chosen For Further Distribution
Is that a good thing?
Charles H. Roast
Aug 28, 2021
“The More Powerful and Original A Mind, The More It Will Incline Towards The Religion Of Solitude.”
“The More Powerful and Original A Mind, The More It Will Incline Towards The Religion Of Solitude.”
A mind in solitary can be a frightening mechanism for greatness.
Charles H. Roast
Jun 5, 2021
Pandemic Dating: I Asked Her If I Could Kiss Her. She Put Her Mask On And Said, “Go For It.”
Pandemic Dating: I Asked Her If I Could Kiss Her. She Put Her Mask On And Said, “Go For It.”
One of us is missing the point.
Charles H. Roast
Apr 14, 2021
Just A Minute: My Fifteen-Year-Old’s Stock Advice Would Have Made Me Thousands Of Dollars
Just A Minute: My Fifteen-Year-Old’s Stock Advice Would Have Made Me Thousands Of Dollars
If only I had taken it.
Charles H. Roast
Jan 16, 2021
Just a Minute: How Can I Be So Good At Writing, Yet No Book Publishers Are Knocking On My Door?
Just a Minute: How Can I Be So Good At Writing, Yet No Book Publishers Are Knocking On My Door?
Look, you guys. I am only gonna wait for you for so long, so you better hurry before I . . .stop waiting for you.
Charles H. Roast
Jan 4, 2021
First Yearly “Desperately Finding 10 Personal Positives From the Last Year” List.
First Yearly “Desperately Finding 10 Personal Positives From the Last Year” List.
2020 was a great year! C’mon! Someone had to say it.
Charles H. Roast
Jan 1, 2021
5 Great Stoopid Reasons To Not Start Dating During The Stoopid Holidays
5 Great Stoopid Reasons To Not Start Dating During The Stoopid Holidays
Trigger Warning: Picture of my butt in the article
Charles H. Roast
Dec 26, 2020
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