Humor

Never Put a Basket of Peanuts in Front of Me

Never put a basket of shell-on peanuts in front of me. Why? First of all, do you want any? Because now they’re mine.

Second, it is no longer a basket of peanuts. It is a competition. Between myself and the basket. Who can…

Use the Sauna

Saunas are great. Have you ever used one? There’s one at my gym but I didn’t use it until I spent 24 hours trying to write the world’s only novel ever written in a 24-hour period at the XSport Fitness Center in Lakeview, Chicago.

You + Two Dozen Donuts in a Dark Theater

There are two dozen donuts in front of you. It’s dark and you’re in a theater. You’re not alone but you’re with people who will not judge you. They are also clowns, literally.

#20: Change Nothing. Stay Dissatisfied.

So you’re dissatisfied with your life. Who isn’t? We all are. Or at least we should be. Always room for improvement.

A sure-fire method to stay dissatisfied is to not do anything differently. Let’s say you’re in a relationship that’s…

Tip #9: It’s Okay to Give Up

Today was such a day. It was one of those where I woke up and wanted it to be bedtime again. I said something…

Tip #4: Time + heat cooks most food

Heat cooks most food, especially if you do it for long enough.

Tip #2: A recipe—Green Beans + Barbecue Sauce + Sriracha