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What I Can’t Even
Waiting for Godot since 1988.
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an unpublished scene from my 2024 Autostraddle essay
Olivia Swanson Haas
Aug 1
How lucky you are
How lucky you are
Feelings on the other side of Seuss
Olivia Swanson Haas
Nov 13, 2023
My grandfather’s clocks
My grandfather’s clocks
My grandfather’s clocks are the pulse of his house
Olivia Swanson Haas
Aug 1
I think of her
I think of her
I think of her in the spring
Olivia Swanson Haas
Apr 25, 2023
An ode to the underwear I bought during covid
An ode to the underwear I bought during covid
In my soft, colorful underwear, I am not sure I have reached unconditional self-love, but I have loosened my grip on self-loathing.
Olivia Swanson Haas
Jun 9, 2021
Insides Out
Insides Out
“Not sure about what you can and can’t throw away? We’ve got you covered!”
Olivia Swanson Haas
Sep 7, 2020
Second Harvest
Second Harvest
’Tis a gift to be simple
Olivia Swanson Haas
Mar 19, 2020
“You See Me”
“You See Me”
Words & Lyrics by Liz Riley Christiano
Olivia Swanson Haas
Oct 26, 2017
Wild Boy by Oliver Goldstick
Wild Boy by Oliver Goldstick
Written by Oliver Goldstick, Wild Boy looks at what it really means to be human.
Olivia Swanson Haas
Sep 2, 2016
Dear ChickFlickChick
Dear ChickFlickChick
Sometimes, the movies lie.
Olivia Swanson Haas
Feb 8, 2013
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