Whims and Limericks

Featured on The Voices of Search Podcast

I recently participated in the Voices Of Search podcast, where I explored the concept of…

I Had A Dream I Worked Out

I had a dream that I went and worked out, Awaking, my body ached, no-doubt……

Death Sent His Gown To The Cleaners

Death sent his black gown and scythe to get clean, But they were…

The Misplaced Envelope

There was a simple misplaced envelope, Who with a hand-written note did elope……

The Tub Duck

The duck was done with hydrometry,  So he took up trigonometry… a funny limerick about…

Oh, Coffee

Oh, coffee thy sweet love is so pure,  Late nights, long morns — you’re the only cure… a…

Looking Outside In

I’m here looking outside the window, I’m feeling like I’m sitting in limbo… a funny…

The English Professor

There was an English Professor, Who needed a brand new dresser… a funny limerick…

Flatten The Curve

Statistically, it was very easy,  Flatten the curve, stay in — it’s just breezy… a…

The Writer Was Bad At Spelling

The writer was really bad at spelling… a funny limerick about today’s…

The Citizens Did Their Reading

After the citizens did their reading… a funny limerick about today’s…

Jake Was A Three-Legged Doggy

Jake was a three-legged doggy… a funny limerick about today’s news or…

Dear Virus

Dear Virus, please remember this… a funny limerick about today’s news or tomorrow’s whims…

The Bookcase

There was an old man with a bookcase,

A Green Bell Pepper

There once was a green bell pepper,