The things you just don’t know about yourself
Comedians go bald but rock stars don’t. It’s not right
And I still won’t drive a motorcycle
It’s the New Year. You gotta have resolutions and it’s gotta be uneven.
What’s a kid supposed to do with frankincense?
Psychologists and psychiatrists. Just can’t figger ’em out.
Exercise is the most highly overrated activity since lawn bowling
Stupid people should be fair game.
Why do TV detectives still use flip-phones? Come on!!