The Illiteracy Of Literary Agents

They don’t even pretend

Mitch McConnell And Paul Ryan Just Murdered 17 People

And they have no problem sleeping at night

Rejected!

In a depressing world, it only pays to be depressed

Second Date

There are a lot of things about my dating life that makes my Dad laugh.

Babies Are Stupid

How can anyone complain about a nap?

Emma Gonzalez! It’s Your Call

Your voice counts as much as the voter’s

Social Drinkers Have A Drinking Problem

Stop it. You’re wasting perfectly good booze.

Second Date Terror

And you thought the first one was the worst

No More Free Rent In My Head

I’m done with housing the useless

Use Your Words

Ghosting should not be a thing.

I went on two dates with a guy. Good dates. Those, as I have said, are the worst. Then the ghosting started to happen. For those of you who do not know what this is, first of all-you live a very happy and peaceful life. Second of all- it’s when…