97 Things I Learned at a Stay-At-Home Dad

23. Shit happens

So many conversations about poo

22. Nappies are good for more than sewage

They are your go-to crime scene cleaning tool

21. When you have a daughter you will become a feminist

Because What The F#%k?!

20. Daddy Pig — that’s you. Occasionally you’ll be upgraded to Wise Old Elf but most of the time you’ll be Daddy Pig

18. Green poo — too much foremilk

Your baby mumma is more exhausted than usual

17. They only cry until you leave

The day care drop-off can be heartbreaking.

16. Always be one meal ahead of the game

Preparation equals safety

15. If you eat seasonal food they must be convinced they like it again next season

14. Feed small mouthfuls often

Those chipmunk movies are actually training videos.