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Nov 8, 2019

I wrote a book

Hi. If you follow me then you’ll know I write about mental health and my experience with mental illness. And now I’ve written a book about it called That’s Mental: Painfully Funny Things That Drive Me Crazy About Being Mentally Ill. If you’ve ever liked anything I’ve written then I hope you can check it out. It’s funny, sad, raw, and all the things. I hope it makes you laugh and cry but most of all, I hope it makes you feel less alone.

Mental Health

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I wrote a book
I wrote a book
Mental Health

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Jul 12, 2019

Mary — Mary Poppins Erotic Fanfiction

Winner of Shipwreck SF, San Francisco’s premier literary erotic fan fiction event. Mary Poppins landed outside the Banks residence. The front door swung open and there stood two children. One of them, doesn’t matter which, asked Mary if she could mend their kite. Mary obliged, she snapped her fingers, and…

Fanfiction

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Mary — Mary Poppins Erotic Fanfiction
Mary — Mary Poppins Erotic Fanfiction
Fanfiction

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Mar 4, 2019

Depression Theme Park

Emotional Rollercoaster Runaway Mind Train Spinning Thoughts Tunnel Of Self-Hate Cry Me A Lazy River Going Mad Tea Party Epcot Need Some Space Mountain House Of Mirrors To Hold Up To Yourself It’s A Small World When You Don’t Leave The Apartment The Wizarding World Of Just You And Your Thoughts Haunted House Of Friends You’ve Ghosted Because It’s Hard To Get Back To People When Your Head Is A Fog Of Sadness

Mental Health

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Depression Theme Park
Depression Theme Park
Mental Health

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Published in Slackjaw

·Nov 29, 2018

I am the Notes app and I’m mad as hell.

It never used to be this way. …

Technology

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I am the Notes app and I’m mad as hell.
I am the Notes app and I’m mad as hell.
Technology

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Oct 10, 2018

Mother Material

I gave birth to my daughter three weeks ago, but she doesn’t feel like my daughter. I don’t feel like a mum, I feel like some person who loves this baby so much. Like an overly zealous babysitter. Like I’m looking after her until her real mum turns up. People…

Mental Health

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Mother Material
Mother Material
Mental Health

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Published in Slackjaw

·Aug 23, 2018

Ad for MasterClass: Depression

INT. AMANDA’S BEDROOM. DAY Tight on AMANDA, thirties, depressed, sitting on her bed. She smells her armpits. AMANDA: Oh yeah, I’d say I’ve hit the five day mark. TITLE CARD: Meet Your New Instructor AMANDA: I’m completely numb from the mind down. TITLE CARD: In her first ever online class. …

Humor

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Ad for MasterClass: Depression
Ad for MasterClass: Depression
Humor

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May 31, 2018

I have a mental illness and here are some real dangers I pose to you.

Not returning your calls, texts, or DM’s but still posting online…a lot. Agreeing to meet up then bailing last minute because I have <insert fake yet serious-sounding physical ailment>. Taking medication and not being racist. Leaving your party without saying goodbye to anyone, unless there’s a pet, in which case…

Mental Health

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I have a mental illness and here are some real dangers I pose to you.
I have a mental illness and here are some real dangers I pose to you.
Mental Health

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May 14, 2018

The Depression Hierarchy

If you write about or discuss your mental illness online, chances are you’ve been on the receiving end of a range of comments and reactions. Everything from your classic, “depression isn’t real” to “snap out of it” to the more simplistic, “die.” However, you’ve probably had a ton of lovely…

Mental Health

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The Depression Hierarchy
The Depression Hierarchy
Mental Health

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Published in Slackjaw

·Apr 30, 2018

What I Write About When I Write #AmWriting

A two line email containing five parentheses. Title for an empty google doc. A “breezy” DM to an ex. Filling out the “any other comments?” in an online form. A text with full grammar and punctuation. Nothing. Any tweet. Pros and cons list of what it would be like to date me. An entire novel…in a group chat. That pointy “S” you know the one. Reading. One bullet of a bullet journal. “Happy Birthday!” on three Facebook’s acquaintances’s walls.

Writing

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What I Write About When I Write #AmWriting
What I Write About When I Write #AmWriting
Writing

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Published in The Establishment

·Apr 12, 2018

Depressed And Trying For A Baby

Getting pregnant wasn’t a race against time, it was a race against mind.

Mental Health

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Depressed And Trying For A Baby
Depressed And Trying For A Baby
Mental Health

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