Alice TewIt could never be a partyI know you said it should be a party In fact, it was your one stipulation But darling you’re a fool for thinking today could ever be a…Sep 7, 2021Sep 7, 2021
Alice TewRed wine and tacosBlood and red wine both look the same when they’re dried on the pavement is something that I think to myself as I try to walk off another…Sep 7, 2021Sep 7, 2021
Alice TewThe DivideYou are so selfish Don’t care about anyone but yourself You’ve got more than enough but are always thinking of what else Never an ‘after…Aug 27, 2021Aug 27, 2021
Alice TewIntense cycleI started to use my dishwasher when I got depressed I felt a little guilty, but it gave me a few moments restAug 27, 2021Aug 27, 2021
Alice TewEveryone is taller than GrandmaEveryone in the family is taller than Grandma and has been for a while We each point it out like it’s an achievement and look down at her…Aug 27, 2021Aug 27, 2021
Alice TewJustice Prevails: An irregular ode to Four In A BedSusan retrieves a sock from behind the wardrobe using a coat hanger and waves it above her head, thrilled Giles, her husband, pulls a…Jun 6, 2021Jun 6, 2021
Alice TewTo register a deathTo register a death you must go to a single story building opposite a trading estate that’s home to a martial arts school, a plumbing…May 13, 20211May 13, 20211
Alice TewA statue in your honourToday is the day that you died and I don’t understand why it hasn’t made the news.Mar 14, 2020Mar 14, 2020
Alice TewHingeDemand that I tell you something fascinating after you just told me that you have a five star Uber rating.Jan 23, 2020Jan 23, 2020
Alice TewLast ChristmasYour last Christmas is my first thought when I hear that it’s the most wonderful time of year. My only thought when I see mince pies…Dec 5, 2019Dec 5, 2019