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Alice Tew

Alice Tew

It could never be a party

I know you said it should be a party In fact, it was your one stipulation But darling you’re a fool for thinking today could ever be a…

Sep 7, 2021

Sep 7, 2021

Alice Tew

Red wine and tacos

Blood and red wine both look the same when they’re dried on the pavement is something that I think to myself as I try to walk off another…

Sep 7, 2021

Sep 7, 2021

Alice Tew

The Divide

You are so selfish Don’t care about anyone but yourself You’ve got more than enough but are always thinking of what else Never an ‘after…

Aug 27, 2021

Aug 27, 2021

Alice Tew

Intense cycle

I started to use my dishwasher when I got depressed I felt a little guilty, but it gave me a few moments rest

Aug 27, 2021

Aug 27, 2021

Alice Tew

Everyone is taller than Grandma

Everyone in the family is taller than Grandma and has been for a while We each point it out like it’s an achievement and look down at her…

Aug 27, 2021

Aug 27, 2021

Alice Tew

Justice Prevails: An irregular ode to Four In A Bed

Susan retrieves a sock from behind the wardrobe using a coat hanger and waves it above her head, thrilled Giles, her husband, pulls a…

Jun 6, 2021

Justice Prevails: An irregular ode to Four In A Bed

Jun 6, 2021

Alice Tew

To register a death

To register a death you must go to a single story building opposite a trading estate that’s home to a martial arts school, a plumbing…

May 13, 2021

To register a death

May 13, 2021

Alice Tew

A statue in your honour

Today is the day that you died and I don’t understand why it hasn’t made the news.

Mar 14, 2020

Mar 14, 2020

Alice Tew

Hinge

Demand that I tell you something fascinating after you just told me that you have a five star Uber rating.

Jan 23, 2020

Hinge

Jan 23, 2020

Alice Tew

Last Christmas

Your last Christmas is my first thought when I hear that it’s the most wonderful time of year. My only thought when I see mince pies…

Dec 5, 2019

Last Christmas

Dec 5, 2019

Alice Tew

Alice Tew

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