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Jared Bilski

Jared Bilski

Water Everywhere

On September 1, 2021, whatever was left of Hurricane Ida came barreling up through the Northeast, dumping unprecedented levels of rainfall…

Aug 9, 2022

Water Everywhere

Aug 9, 2022

Jared Bilski

Don’t Tell Mitch Williams That Mike Schmidt Is a Known DogFighter

Lessons learned from my short encounter with “Wild Thing.”

Aug 31, 2021

Courtesy of Twins Daily

Aug 31, 2021

Jared Bilski
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Slackjaw

Idioms, Updated For 2020

COVID-19 has changed everything — including our use of figurative language.

Dec 30, 2020

Idioms, Updated For 2020

Dec 30, 2020

Jared Bilski
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Frazzled

Someday You’re Going to Thank Us for Monetizing Your Childhood

We’re doing all this for YOU!

Oct 29, 2020

Someday You’re Going to Thank Us for Monetizing Your Childhood

Oct 29, 2020

Jared Bilski
in
Slackjaw

My Impeachment-Viewing Dream Team

Getting these highly combustible personalities in the same room to view the most divisive event in recent memory is the perfect recipe for…

Nov 25, 2019

Official White House Photo by Joyce Boghosian

Nov 25, 2019

Jared Bilski

Dad 2.0 Summit: I Went to That ‘Dad Cult Thing,’ and I Loved It

“… My advice is to apply; if you don’t have a blog now, you might want to after the conference is over.”

Mar 12, 2019

Dad 2.0 Summit: I Went to That ‘Dad Cult Thing,’ and I Loved It

Mar 12, 2019

Jared Bilski

#AuthenticFan: What Sixer Diehards Are Saying Now That The Process Is Paying Off

“What a long strange trip it’s been. Were there times when it felt hopeless? Absolutely. Were there times I felt like giving up on this…

Apr 20, 2018

#AuthenticFan: What Sixer Diehards Are Saying Now That The Process Is Paying Off

Apr 20, 2018

Jared Bilski

I Was Masturbating in Front of Terrified, Unsuspecting Female Comics Long Before Louis C.K.

Here we go again. Louis C.K., the “undisputed” king of comedy, is once again getting all kinds of national and international publicity for…

Nov 29, 2017

I Was Masturbating in Front of Terrified, Unsuspecting Female Comics Long Before Louis C.K.

Nov 29, 2017

Jared Bilski

I Know You’re Mad at United, but I’m a Pilot Wife and … (The ‘Pilot Wife Life’ Author’s Leaked…

When the United PR disaster took place, a vast majority of the world was outraged, disgusted and appalled, but not Angelia J. Griffin, aka…

Apr 19, 2017

I Know You’re Mad at United, but I’m a Pilot Wife and … (The ‘Pilot Wife Life’ Author’s Leaked…

Apr 19, 2017

Jared Bilski

Jared Bilski

Writer, Power of Attorney for a Boston Terrier named Judith and founding member of 80s speed metal outfit Scorpion Red Eye. @JaredBilski on twitter.

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