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The Belladonna Comedy

Sci-Fi Movies Inspired by Life on Earth as a Human Woman

The Fertility Matrix, The Vanishing Middle-Aged Woman, and more!

Aug 22, 2022

Sci-Fi Movies Inspired by Life on Earth as a Human Woman

Aug 22, 2022

Justine Cotter
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Drunk-Logic Problems

Samantha consumes one glass of wine per hour starting at 5 p.m.. What time will it be when she starts stalking her ex Mark on Instagram?

Sep 14, 2021

Drunk-Logic Problems

Sep 14, 2021

Justine Cotter

New Zoom Features for Phase ??? of the Pandemic

Clean Shirt Filter, Happy Hour Monitoring, Panic Rooms, and more!

Mar 15, 2021

New Zoom Features for Phase ??? of the Pandemic

Mar 15, 2021

Justine Cotter
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Until Democrats Become Pro-Life, I’m Voting for the Guy Who Has Done Nothing to Stop the Malevolent…

He’s the most pro-life leader we’ve ever had!

Nov 3, 2020

Until Democrats Become Pro-Life, I’m Voting for the Guy Who Has Done Nothing to Stop the Malevolent…

Nov 3, 2020

Justine Cotter
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Critics Review My One-Woman Show, ‘Working from Home’

A Pathetic Snoozefest with No Real Direction

Apr 1, 2020

Critics Review My One-Woman Show, ‘Working from Home’

Apr 1, 2020

Justine Cotter
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Interview Questions for Your Unofficial Role as Office Emotional Support Woman

Try not to make your answers too “braggy”.

Oct 8, 2019

Interview Questions for Your Unofficial Role as Office Emotional Support Woman

Oct 8, 2019

Justine Cotter
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Classic Bedtime Stories for Politicians Who Can’t Sleep at Night

The Very Hungry CEO, Mitch’s Web, and other classic tales

Jun 28, 2019

Classic Bedtime Stories for Politicians Who Can’t Sleep at Night

Jun 28, 2019

Justine Cotter

Justine Cotter

Humor writer & creative director whose work has appeared in McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, Weekly Humorist, and more. More work at justinecotter.com.

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