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The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
It’s impossible to be
Kara Panzer
Jun 18
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
When it comes to life’s simple pleasures, there is nothing quite like the sweet-scented smell of success. By all accounts, you have not…
Emily Holi
Jun 13
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
I Don’t Wanna Hear About “Later” When My Baby Face Is Causing Me Problems Right Now!
Justin Avery Smith
Jun 11
New Classes to Prepare You for the Future Dystopian Hellscape Job Market
New Classes to Prepare You for the Future Dystopian Hellscape Job Market
Everyone can be an above-average earner (if they survive the fall)
Karl Lykken
May 30
Insomnia Thoughts I’d Like To Have
Insomnia Thoughts I’d Like To Have
Could Thoughts like these Please Visit Me While I‘m Wide-Awake in Bed at 3 am
Gunnar Birgisson
May 28
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Want to make friends? Don’t say these things.
Chloe Yelena Miller
May 23
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
The President’s Dog Delivers Biting Remarks
Pete Z
May 21
How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally
How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally
What’s not to love about dunking your body into frigid water?
Viktoria Shulevich
May 16
Have No Fear, Angry Mob, I’m No Werewolf — I’m a Werewoof
Have No Fear, Angry Mob, I’m No Werewolf — I’m a Werewoof
We will chuckle about this later, I am sure!
Heather Talty
May 14
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Every American’s worst nightmare, next to being an audience member at a game show taping
Emily Cerrito
May 9
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