“Did You Just Say You Want a Hat Trick?” My Wife and I Swapped with Tiffany and Patrick — Part III

Patrick and I capped off the night by fucking each other’s wives in their asses.

Married to Lauren
7 min readMar 16, 2024
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Continued from Part II

After the two wives licked our semen from each other’s asses, they again turned their eyes on Patrick and me. The first thought I had was, “hat trick tonight.”

For those not familiar with the “hat trick,” it’s when a guy ejaculates in a woman’s mouth, pussy and ass all in the same day/night. In our lifestyle of debauchery, because there is an STD-prevention “rule” against ejaculating in the vagina and ass of someone who is not your spouse (a rule that, admittedly, Lauren and I sometimes fail to follow with others), the hat trick only requires oral, vaginal and anal sex with the same person in a single day/night. Hat tricks aren’t a new thing for us, but they also don’t happen super frequently. Tonight, it seemed the hat trick with both Lauren and Tiffany might just happen.

Lauren and Tiffany looked thoroughly satisfied with the absolutely nasty sex act they’d just done to each other. Not only had they eaten their own husband’s cum from the other wife’s asshole and ass cheeks; they’d also surely done some rimming in the process. They’re living proof that a woman can be beautiful, sophisticated and refined in public and behind closed doors…a kinky, raunchy slut.

Patrick and I, still on our knees from fucking the two bitches, observed our cum-eating wives in each other’s arms, tongue-kissing and fondling each other’s breasts surely to get us excited and ready for a third round with them.

“Hat trick?” I whispered to Patrick, stroking my manhood while I watched the two women making out.

“I like that idea,” he responded quietly, also pleasuring himself.

We weren’t quiet enough in agreeing to the hat trick, which kind of was the point. The two wives heard what we said and looked at both of us, faking outrage to add to the fun we were already having together as a swapping foursome. In our world, much of the fun Lauren and I have as husband and wife and with other couples comes down to playing, teasing, sometimes a little role-playing and acting, and frequently laughing.

“Did you just say you want a hat trick tonight?” Tiffany asked, well aware of what the term means.

“I think that’s what they said, my love — they want to hat-trick us,” Lauren said softly to Tiffany, kissing her. I loved her use of hat trick as a verb — so hot and sexy, a bit filthy and provocative. Mmmmmm.

“So what we’ve already done with them isn’t enough?” Tiffany, who’s been hat-tricked more than a few times, asked Lauren.

“I guess not,” replied Lauren, also no stranger to the hat trick.

“Patrick, my love, so we’re clear and not mistaken, why don’t you explain what a hat trick is,” Tiffany, an attorney who sometimes enjoys bringing a playful form of interrogation into the bedroom, pressed. She seemed eager to tease us.

“You know what it is,” he responded, playing hard to get.

Tiffany turned her eyes to me. “Then why don’t you state what a hat trick is, especially as I can only surmise after what the two of us have already done tonight that you wish to hat-trick me — while my husband hat-tricks your wife.”

I smiled.

“Well,” I said, “you ladies should be quite familiar with the hat trick. It’s not terribly uncommon in our lifestyle, much less by either of you since you have — how shall we say? — made the rounds over the years. But, I’ll explain anyway.”

“Wait, are you saying we’re sluts?” Tiffany asked.

“Are you?” I countered.

She smiled and looked at Lauren, who also grinned.

“We’ll give you that, but it’s not like y’all also aren’t skanks,” Lauren said softly.

This playful, quite unserious back and forth is what makes our practice of the lifestyle with the friends we’re blessed to have so much fun!

“So back to the original question. Why don’t you tell us what a hat trick is?” Tiffany pressed.

Lauren and Tiffany, both rubbing their own clitorises and maybe not even aware they were masturbating, looked on, awaiting my answer (Patrick and I were also still masturbating). I could see the excitement in their eyes.

“Hello? We’re waiting,” Lauren said, pretending to be bitchy as she stroked her knob.

“Well,” I said, deciding to be blunt, “a hat trick would occur tonight if Patrick and I fucked both of you in your asses.”

“Did you hear that? We already sucked their cocks. We let them fuck us. And now they want anal, which would give them a hat trick. Pffffft,” Tiffany said, flicking her hair to feign disgust.

“I don’t know. I think a hat trick sounds kind of fun,” Lauren teased. “I think we should them hat-trick us.”

“Get on your knees, bitches,” I commanded.

“For the hat trick?” Tiffany asked.

“Yep,” I answered.

“If you’re gonna hat-trick us, at least use some lube,” Lauren suggested.

“And maybe we let them completely hat trick us?” Tiffany suggested.

“As in not pull out?” Lauren clarified.

Tiffany nodded in the affirmative and the two wives looked at each other. I could tell Lauren was thinking this through.

“Okay,” Lauren agreed.

“Before we go for the hat trick, there is just one problem,” Tiffany said.

Lauren looked at her, awaiting what she said next.

“Well, okay, while they both have big cocks, my husband’s dick doesn’t fit too well in a woman’s ass. But it’ll fit if he goes easy, right darling?”

Patrick, whose eight-inch phallus is a good inch longer than mine but not much girthier, nodded in agreement as Lauren got on all fours, eager for him to penetrate her ass.

“That means be gentle with her,” Tiffany teased. “That orifice doesn’t stretch quite as much as the others — and it’s shallower, too.”

Patrick slapped his wife on her ass.

“You bad boy,” she purred after his spank.

Patrick and I both lubed up with a bottle of Astroglide, which we put in-between the two wives, both of whom awaited their anal poundings.

My cock throbbed and I loved the way the lube I slathered on made it glisten. Patrick’s dick looked huge because it is huge. He’s been in my wife’s ass before and I knew he’d be careful not to hurt her, but it was nonetheless sobering to know something that big would soon be in my beloved bride’s back door.

Tiffany, in doggy-style receiving position, spread her ass cheeks with her hands and I pushed my dick into her asshole. It was a tight fit and I didn’t go in easily so I pushed a little harder, applying more lube. Tiffany looked overwhelmed with excitement, awaiting my penetration. Then, finally, with a bit more pressure, I easily went into her rectum.

I looked over at Patrick and Lauren at just the time he entered my wife’s bum.

Both wives let out guttural moans as Patrick and I gently fucked their asses. Anal sex is really best when it’s gentle. As much as Lauren loves hard, deep, aggressive vaginal intercourse…not so with anal. If it’s too hard and deep, it hurts. Same with Tiffany.

So Patrick and I maintained a steady cadence while our wives masturbated, each of them climaxing at around the same time.

“Give me a hat trick,” Tiffany pleaded after she came, looking back at me and winking.

“Mmmm, yeah, hat-trick me, baby,” Lauren said to Patrick.

I squirted a little more lube onto Tiffany’s asshole, causing her to giggle like a school girl, and Patrick did the same with my wife’s bum.

Very quickly, my pleasure escalated — as it always does when I’m inside a woman’s ass — and I felt my cumload gather in my balls. I pushed into Tiffany, making sure not to go in too hard or too deeply, and exploded into her rectum, enjoying the feel of my spurts filling that naughtiest of orifices.

Still out of it from ejaculating, I barely noticed that Patrick was about to cum in my wife’s ass. Only when he grunted did I look over at him and could then tell what was happening — the guy, with that huge dick of his — was filling the lower portion of my wife’s alimentary canal with his spunk.

By this point, I’d pulled out of Tiffany’s ass and observed her gaping asshole and a delightful anal creampie.

I fondled Tiffany’s ass cheeks and quickly kissed her back and then observed Patrick and Lauren. Finally, Patrick pulled out of my wife’s ass and I noted her anus gaping…and then his cumload gushed out of it.

“So,” Lauren said, sounding a bit out of it, “you hat-tricked us.”

The two wives, still on their knees from their anal poundings, kissed. But they still had some unfinished business. Lauren crawled behind Tiffany and licked her anal creampie clean, and then let Tiffany do the same to her.

Sluts.

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Married to Lauren

Married to Lauren, a beautiful Swedish-born woman. We live in the U.S. and have a son. We’ve been married for over 20 years and are swingers.