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Daniel Nest

Daniel Nest

Comrades! Mother Russia is under attack!

Ukraine’s territory must stop attacking our troops!

Feb 24, 2022

Comrades! Mother Russia is under attack!

Feb 24, 2022

Daniel Nest
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Slackjaw

I’ve Been Sitting In This Swivel Chair For 72 Days Hoping You’d Show Up, Mr. Bond

72 days, 6 hours, and 53 minutes. But who’s counting?

Jul 12, 2021

I’ve Been Sitting In This Swivel Chair For 72 Days Hoping You’d Show Up, Mr. Bond

Jul 12, 2021

Daniel Nest
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The Haven

The Zombie Apocalypse Is NO Excuse To Make Us Wear Zombie Repellent!

Stop trying to infringe upon my right to die horrifically

Aug 28, 2020

The Zombie Apocalypse Is NO Excuse To Make Us Wear Zombie Repellent!

Aug 28, 2020

Daniel Nest
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Dishonourable Unmentionables

12 Whimsical Alternatives to WaPo’s “Pinocchio” Lie-O-Meter

These should make wanton fact-assassination a lot more palatable

Jul 23, 2020

12 Whimsical Alternatives to WaPo’s “Pinocchio” Lie-O-Meter

Jul 23, 2020

Daniel Nest
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Dishonourable Unmentionables

RE: Denmark’s Application For Increase In The Sunshine Quota

We’re pleased to grant you an additional 10 (TEN) days of sun. This brings your total number of sunny days to 10 (TEN).

Jul 22, 2020

RE: Denmark’s Application For Increase In The Sunshine Quota

Jul 22, 2020

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Dishonourable Unmentionables

5-Minute Meditation For The Year 2020

If you have access to a sterile, hermetically sealed chamber, go there now.

Jun 29, 2020

5-Minute Meditation For The Year 2020

Jun 29, 2020

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Dishonourable Unmentionables

6 Valuable Lessons I Learned From Writing for the Past 20 Minutes

As someone who’s been writing for the bigger part of the last half hour, here’s what I can teach you

Jun 25, 2020

6 Valuable Lessons I Learned From Writing for the Past 20 Minutes

Jun 25, 2020

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Dishonourable Unmentionables

If All Causes Got The #AllLivesMatter Treatment

Let’s just apply #AllLivesMatter to everything

Jun 18, 2020

If All Causes Got The #AllLivesMatter Treatment

Jun 18, 2020

Daniel Nest
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Dishonourable Unmentionables

Antifa Is Looking For An Experienced Provocateur (70+ Only)

Want to join a revolutionary organization that seeks to replace the current world order with an anarchy-filled communist state?

Jun 11, 2020

A black Antifa flag in Germany during #BlackLivesMatter demonstration

Jun 11, 2020

Daniel Nest
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Dishonourable Unmentionables

I Don’t Have To Explain Myself. Here’s Why

Just a quick note about yesterday’s events, or what HR is now calling my “bizarre and entirely inappropriate behavior.”

Jun 10, 2020

I Don’t Have To Explain Myself. Here’s Why

Jun 10, 2020

Daniel Nest

Daniel Nest

I arrange letters into words. Sometimes they even form sentences. My old humor is at http://nest-expressed.com/. My new humor is mostly in a “Rejected” folder.

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