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The Belladonna Comedy

Welcome to the Belladonna Managing Editors Virtual Holiday Get Together!

We’re so glad you could make it!

Dec 11, 2020

Welcome to the Belladonna Managing Editors Virtual Holiday Get Together!

Dec 11, 2020

Terry Heyman
in
Slackjaw

I’m Here For You, So Long As I Don’t Have To Do Anything

I know it sounds like I’m making excuses, but that’s only because I always have an excuse.

Oct 7, 2020

I’m Here For You, So Long As I Don’t Have To Do Anything

Oct 7, 2020

Terry Heyman
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Out Of The Office

The editors are currently on break . . . see you in September!

Aug 14, 2020

Out Of The Office

Aug 14, 2020

Terry Heyman
in
The Belladonna Comedy

I’m E.T.’s Wife And I Never Wanted Him To Come Home

Typical E.T. bullshit, only thinking about himself.

Feb 7, 2020

I’m E.T.’s Wife And I Never Wanted Him To Come Home

Feb 7, 2020

Terry Heyman
in
Slackjaw

Five New Holiday Traditions To Create Your Most Avant-Garde Thanksgiving Experience Yet

Let’s face it — you’re nobody’s first choice to host Thanksgiving. But your parents are getting older and they’ve passed the mantle to you…

Nov 28, 2019

Five New Holiday Traditions To Create Your Most Avant-Garde Thanksgiving Experience Yet

Nov 28, 2019

Terry Heyman

Welcome to Our Luxury Boutique Hotel Where Each Room is Equipped With See-Thru Bathroom Doors

Located in the heart of Greenwich Village, our hotel combines old world hospitality with the bohemian lifestyle of downtown Manhattan…

Oct 28, 2019

Welcome to Our Luxury Boutique Hotel Where Each Room is Equipped With See-Thru Bathroom Doors

Oct 28, 2019

Terry Heyman
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Top Ten Sex Dreams I’ve Had About Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Her jabot collection gets me hot

Sep 17, 2019

Top Ten Sex Dreams I’ve Had About Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Sep 17, 2019

Terry Heyman
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Top 10 Sex Dreams I’ve Had About Dr. Phil

Like you haven’t had them yourself.

Aug 7, 2018

Top 10 Sex Dreams I’ve Had About Dr. Phil

Aug 7, 2018

Terry Heyman
in
The Belladonna Comedy

FIVE AMAZING SHITHOLES TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE

It’s a shitty world out there, so make sure you see as much of it as you can before you go!

Jan 15, 2018

FIVE AMAZING SHITHOLES TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE

Jan 15, 2018

Terry Heyman
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Robert Mueller’s 12 Days of Christmas

Bob is such a thoughtful gift-giver!

Dec 13, 2017

Robert Mueller’s 12 Days of Christmas

Dec 13, 2017

Terry Heyman

Terry Heyman

Writer. Words in McSweeneys, TNYShouts, Slackjaw & others. Can be moody, but generally a nice person. Find her at terryheyman.com

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