PinnedBenjamin KoljakhelloI write tiny poetic vignettes Their purpose — undetermined Their content at times comes across As latently sordidDec 18, 2022Dec 18, 2022
Benjamin KoljakinNo Crime in Rhymin’In Memory of Jerry SpringerRomance for AllMay 6, 20232May 6, 20232
Benjamin KoljakinNo Crime in Rhymin’There once was a guy in a striped nylon tie…I once had this job, I don’t know why The reasons were various But one day came a guy with a striped nylon tie And things got precariousFeb 19, 20233Feb 19, 20233
Benjamin KoljakinThe HavenAutomotive LoveMy Toyota doesn’t start, what the hell Maybe next time I’ll get me a Nissan And my boss says he’ll fire my ass And my wife has declared me…Jan 31, 2023Jan 31, 2023
Benjamin KoljakinNo Crime in Rhymin’SpareLife as a spare… is so unfair They’d never warned me that’s what I’d be My quiet existence at their insistence Is not delightful enough for…Jan 21, 20234Jan 21, 20234
Benjamin KoljakinThe HavenAn Ode to ParasitismIf I’m ever reborn I’ll submit to my maker a plea: I’d like my next life to be that of a household fleaJan 13, 2023Jan 13, 2023
Benjamin KoljakinNo Crime in Rhymin’I was once in Berlin…I was once in Berlin or in Stuttgart or Wien But you get the picture On a grey afternoon seeing her made me swoon At her every featureDec 28, 20223Dec 28, 20223
Benjamin KoljakinNo Crime in Rhymin’Oh, Wanda, my dearOh, Wanda, my dear How long have I waited For your cheeky demeanor For your feminine touch… Though it’s been, what, two decades? And you’ve…Dec 19, 20224Dec 19, 20224
