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I Can Guess What Region You Come From

I Can Guess What Region You Come From

And also your weight and your favorite sex position. Take my quiz. See if I’m right.
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Christine Stevens
Scientists: How The Illusion Of Self Is Formed

Scientists: How The Illusion Of Self Is Formed

The answer is stinkier than you thought it was!
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Clem Samson
Has Trump Finally Lost It? Has His Anger Taken Total Control?

Has Trump Finally Lost It? Has His Anger Taken Total Control?

Two questions to ponder — and one person who doesn’t mind a bit
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Speaking Fiction To Power
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Two

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Two

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
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Elizabeth Emerald
Political Couch Potatoes, Rise Up! Now-ish!

Political Couch Potatoes, Rise Up! Now-ish!

A call to action from the founder of the halfhearted protest group, ‘LET’S MARCH WHEN THE WEATHER GETS NICE’
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Allan Ishac
Why Isn’t There July In Christmas?

Why Isn’t There July In Christmas?

Some Warm Weather Would Be Nice About Now.
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David Volk
Late night ramblings

Late night ramblings

It doesn't always have to be Shakespeare
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MaxwellGeorge
Pre-Workout Supplement Tested on Unstable Asshole Proves to Be Huge Success

Pre-Workout Supplement Tested on Unstable Asshole Proves to Be Huge Success

Wisconsin. Sources confirmed last week that a new muscle building supplement called BarBarik was recently tested and found to be a huge…
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Wesley Jansen
Medium Is Not Your Friend But Will Send You Puppies

Medium Is Not Your Friend But Will Send You Puppies

No money, just puppies
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Lora J. Satirica
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-One

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-One

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
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Elizabeth Emerald
Dominatrix Trump Fundraises

Dominatrix Trump Fundraises

There’s bucks in berating supporters!
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Christopher Holdroyd
How to Steal Like You Own The British Museum

How to Steal Like You Own The British Museum

Taking cultural appropriation to a whole new level of classy
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Nathan Chen
Park Bench

Park Bench

Word count 673
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Dough H
Why Do Men Cheat?

Why Do Men Cheat?

Is it because women are so damn irresistible?
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Christine Stevens
The Secret to Keeping the Sex Alive

The Secret to Keeping the Sex Alive

Break up the routine!
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Christine Stevens
Financial Planning for Dummies

Financial Planning for Dummies

Feel free to learn from my life.
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Viraja Teggihal
The Grocery List Of A Sad Single Woman Who Has To Go to Trader Joe’s Alone (Again)

The Grocery List Of A Sad Single Woman Who Has To Go to Trader Joe’s Alone (Again)

Hot chips, red wine, and free-range eggs
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Aine Hunt
Medium — 404 Not Found

Medium — 404 Not Found

What’s in the acutal heck is going on?
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Manali Jarząbkiewicz
A Man’s Shed Is His Castle

A Man’s Shed Is His Castle

A place of calm
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Robert Bush
Who Threw Up?

Who Threw Up?

The Best Game to Play With Your Cats
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Jessica Montes
Baby Herman gives the best man speech at Jessica and Roger Rabbit’s wedding

Baby Herman gives the best man speech at Jessica and Roger Rabbit’s wedding

What a lucky girl.
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Elizabeth Lee
Your Vote: Which is Worse?

Your Vote: Which is Worse?

Two different kinds of crazy: to me, no contest
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Elizabeth Emerald
I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And They Were An Awful Table

I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And They Were An Awful Table

I used to work at the restaurant called Galilee’s, where Jesus had his Last Supper, and it was a horror to be his waiter.
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Dash MacIntyre
Senators Embrace Beachwear and Bowler Hats on the Chamber Floor

Senators Embrace Beachwear and Bowler Hats on the Chamber Floor

The Casual Revolution
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Allen R Smith
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
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Elizabeth Emerald
23andMe Hacked — 6.9 Million User’s Data Compromised

23andMe Hacked — 6.9 Million User’s Data Compromised

Gee, if I’d have known I could actually sell my genetic data, I would have cheated and set in someone else’s DNA samples.
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Johnny Robish
My Foolproof Plan for Surviving Other People

My Foolproof Plan for Surviving Other People

The power of listening to your willies.
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Benjamin Davis
The Boost Hangover

The Boost Hangover

My previous (and only) hangover was in college, but this one’s worse
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Jill Ebstein
BAD NEWS FROM BETHLEHEM

BAD NEWS FROM BETHLEHEM

Christmas this year is cancelled
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Robert Bush
I Went to India and It Wasn’t Funny

I Went to India and It Wasn’t Funny

I took two Xanax and a Malaria pill and I was unconscious the entire time
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Pam Gaslow
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