The Haven

Rising sea levels and increased temperatures are nothing compared to this

Now they’re just regular people like you and me!

Why are these books so expensive?

Field notes on the Homo hapiens masculinus validatus.

The fatal sexual adventure of animals— things boys do for sex

Being funny in email can be a massive boon or make you highly obnoxious. It’s all about finding the sweet spot.

And you’re wrong.

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

“I’ve got the receipts!” Vance claims

Confessions of a teenager with no medical training expected to be in the O.R. changing their fellow students’ gender.

But the Universe Has Other Plans

It’ll help the cops when they show up to make THEIR pinch

He viewed himself as being a rooster in a hen house

Believing in nothing is in fact the very opposite of nihilism. It is believing in that which can never be contradicted.

Because apparently you prefer to read about poo

Mike unfolded the sheet of paper. His brows furrowed. It was a message instead of a speeding ticket.

Who needs Mikey? We’ve got Helen.

Here are four new literary agents who are actively looking to destroy you.

Candidate promises to falsify a new test to prove he’s sound

Yakov, is eighty-seven years old. He knows about a park in East New York where he can feed the pigeons while waiting for prostitutes…

Don’t laugh, it’s here and it’s coming after you

You didn’t know this would be an ongoing relationship

Leave it to The Road Runner and Wylie Coyote

Hold The Booger

Can You Say “Fathers Gone Wild?”

There’s something you don’t get to do with your gun(s).

Let’s just say, nine-year-old me had no idea what he was signing up for.

Scheduled at last minute as a surprise for voters

Once you go post-ego. Everything!

Ever wondered if you’re actually a hidden gem in a sea of pebbles?