bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneTragic: One Out of Three Teenagers Unable to Locate The Abyssal Plane on a Map“We’re falling behind. I hear students in Mt. Celestia go to school year-round.”5d ago5d ago
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneEntry Level Quest Requires 1–3 Levels of Experience“Most expect candidates to gain the experience through unpaid internships, which aren’t available to many students busy working part time…Sep 3Sep 3
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneRust Monster Eats Blacksmith’s Homework“I told mom not to keep Oxy inside, rust monsters should be outside pets…”Aug 28Aug 28
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDragon Upset Lotto Winnings Paid in Installments and Not Giant Pile of Gold“I can’t swim in a pile of annuities.”Aug 20Aug 20
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneGiant Spider Will Eat 8 Sleeping People, On Average“We decided not to count the victims in the town whose water supply was tainted by chamomile.”Aug 13Aug 13
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDungeon Master Bans Cellphones, Debuts One Man Show“I think he’ll do a great job, and I’m looking forward to passively listening to what my character would do in various situations.”Aug 6Aug 6
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDespite Heroic Backstory, Character Remains Unknown“His combat technique is very advanced. It appears simple and he only uses low level spells. To the untrained eye, it might look like he…Jul 30Jul 30
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneLocal Adventurers Kill Monsters, Suddenly Feel Stronger“We just finished killing some Kobolds, and as soon as the last one died, I felt like I could survive an additional short sword attack.”Jul 23Jul 23
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneValue of Gold Plummets After Short Excursion into Dungeon“These copper coins are now worth 3 gold each.”Jul 16Jul 16
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDungeon Monsters Ignore Obvious Signs of Fighting in Next Room“I don’t care how obvious it is that my fellow monsters are being killed, and that they’re probably coming for our room next, I’m staying…Jul 9Jul 9