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Value of Gold Plummets After Short Excursion into Dungeon
Value of Gold Plummets After Short Excursion into Dungeon
“These copper coins are now worth 3 gold each.”
benny
Jul 16
Dungeon Monsters Ignore Obvious Signs of Fighting in Next Room
Dungeon Monsters Ignore Obvious Signs of Fighting in Next Room
“I don’t care how obvious it is that my fellow monsters are being killed, and that they’re probably coming for our room next, I’m staying…
benny
Jul 9
Evil Wizard Wonders if Dungeon Design is Fair to Adventurers
Evil Wizard Wonders if Dungeon Design is Fair to Adventurers
“Yeah, I could design one room that will kill everyone as soon as they enter, but is that the type of evil wizard I want to be?”
benny
Jul 2
New Stat Unveiled: ZIP Code at Birth
New Stat Unveiled: ZIP Code at Birth
Researchers have shown that zip code at birth has a large correlation with success, and now the game developers are looking to capture that…
benny
Jun 25
Descriptions of Combat Actions Limited to Haikus
Descriptions of Combat Actions Limited to Haikus
“I don’t have a problem with using the syllable structure, and I’m glad he’s not making us use a kireji, but it does get very difficult to…
benny
Jun 18
Op-Ed: This Game Was Better When it Wasn’t Fun
Op-Ed: This Game Was Better When it Wasn’t Fun
“There used to be a time when the only way you learned Dungeons and Dragons was by finding an old Player’s Handbook in the woods and a…
benny
Jun 11
Wedding +1 Doesn’t Increase Chance to Hit, Damage
Wedding +1 Doesn’t Increase Chance to Hit, Damage
“Honestly, if I had known, I probably wouldn’t have started a fight at the reception”
benny
Jun 4
Local Woman Removes Carpet, Reveals Secret Entrance to Tomb
Local Woman Removes Carpet, Reveals Secret Entrance to Tomb
“Square footage is square footage! In this market, I’ll take it any way I can get it.”
benny
May 28
Supreme Court Rules Free Speech Doesn’t Include Verbal Components
Supreme Court Rules Free Speech Doesn’t Include Verbal Components
“But at the end of the day, the three pig entrails we checked and half of the tarot decks favored the decision we went with.”
benny
May 21
Interviewee Waits 4 Weeks for Results of Persuasion Check
Interviewee Waits 4 Weeks for Results of Persuasion Check
“I knew going in that it was a competitive position in a prestigious company, the boss has to have a challenge rating of at least 18.”
benny
May 14
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