bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneValue of Gold Plummets After Short Excursion into Dungeon“These copper coins are now worth 3 gold each.”1d ago1d ago
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDungeon Monsters Ignore Obvious Signs of Fighting in Next Room“I don’t care how obvious it is that my fellow monsters are being killed, and that they’re probably coming for our room next, I’m staying…Jul 9Jul 9
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneEvil Wizard Wonders if Dungeon Design is Fair to Adventurers“Yeah, I could design one room that will kill everyone as soon as they enter, but is that the type of evil wizard I want to be?”Jul 2Jul 2
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneNew Stat Unveiled: ZIP Code at BirthResearchers have shown that zip code at birth has a large correlation with success, and now the game developers are looking to capture that…Jun 25Jun 25
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDescriptions of Combat Actions Limited to Haikus“I don’t have a problem with using the syllable structure, and I’m glad he’s not making us use a kireji, but it does get very difficult to…Jun 18Jun 18
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneOp-Ed: This Game Was Better When it Wasn’t Fun“There used to be a time when the only way you learned Dungeons and Dragons was by finding an old Player’s Handbook in the woods and a…Jun 11Jun 11
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneWedding +1 Doesn’t Increase Chance to Hit, Damage“Honestly, if I had known, I probably wouldn’t have started a fight at the reception”Jun 4Jun 4
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneLocal Woman Removes Carpet, Reveals Secret Entrance to Tomb“Square footage is square footage! In this market, I’ll take it any way I can get it.”May 28May 28
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneSupreme Court Rules Free Speech Doesn’t Include Verbal Components“But at the end of the day, the three pig entrails we checked and half of the tarot decks favored the decision we went with.”May 21May 21
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneInterviewee Waits 4 Weeks for Results of Persuasion Check“I knew going in that it was a competitive position in a prestigious company, the boss has to have a challenge rating of at least 18.”May 14May 14
