bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneGiant Spider Will Eat 8 Sleeping People, On Average“We decided not to count the victims in the town whose water supply was tainted by chamomile.”3d ago3d ago
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDungeon Master Bans Cellphones, Debuts One Man Show“I think he’ll do a great job, and I’m looking forward to passively listening to what my character would do in various situations.”Aug 6Aug 6
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDespite Heroic Backstory, Character Remains Unknown“His combat technique is very advanced. It appears simple and he only uses low level spells. To the untrained eye, it might look like he…Jul 30Jul 30
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneLocal Adventurers Kill Monsters, Suddenly Feel Stronger“We just finished killing some Kobolds, and as soon as the last one died, I felt like I could survive an additional short sword attack.”Jul 23Jul 23
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneValue of Gold Plummets After Short Excursion into Dungeon“These copper coins are now worth 3 gold each.”Jul 16Jul 16
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDungeon Monsters Ignore Obvious Signs of Fighting in Next Room“I don’t care how obvious it is that my fellow monsters are being killed, and that they’re probably coming for our room next, I’m staying…Jul 9Jul 9
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneEvil Wizard Wonders if Dungeon Design is Fair to Adventurers“Yeah, I could design one room that will kill everyone as soon as they enter, but is that the type of evil wizard I want to be?”Jul 2Jul 2
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneNew Stat Unveiled: ZIP Code at BirthResearchers have shown that zip code at birth has a large correlation with success, and now the game developers are looking to capture that…Jun 25Jun 25
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDescriptions of Combat Actions Limited to Haikus“I don’t have a problem with using the syllable structure, and I’m glad he’s not making us use a kireji, but it does get very difficult to…Jun 18Jun 18
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneOp-Ed: This Game Was Better When it Wasn’t Fun“There used to be a time when the only way you learned Dungeons and Dragons was by finding an old Player’s Handbook in the woods and a…Jun 11Jun 11