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Cold Cases

Where the police don’t need to yell “Freeze!”

Jan 20, 2022

Cold Cases

Jan 20, 2022

B.G. Pelaire

Species Dysphoria on Tatooine

I’m late — decades late — to the Stars Wars world. I did see the first film, then called simply “Star Wars,” when it was opened in…

Jan 20, 2022

Creatures featured on the desert planet of Tatooine, in the Star Wars universe.

Jan 20, 2022

B.G. Pelaire

How Biden Should Handle Trump at the Debates

Issues be damned, puncture his ball…oons.

Sep 23, 2020

A demented incumbent Trump takes on an older but still sane Biden in a series of debates.

Sep 23, 2020

B.G. Pelaire

There Is No Sanity Clause

Aw, You Can’t Fool Me!

Jul 4, 2020

There Is No Sanity Clause

Jul 4, 2020

B.G. Pelaire

Study: Among Seniors, Arguing Spreads COVID-19 More Than Civil Discourse

Apparently You Make Me Sick With That Crap

May 20, 2020

Study: Among Seniors, Arguing Spreads COVID-19 More Than Civil Discourse

May 20, 2020

B.G. Pelaire

Four Reasons to Never Read Another Article with a List

Folks, every other Medium article is a list — “Seven Ways to Self-Immolate Without Disturbing the Neighbors” and so on. You’ll have a much…

Feb 7, 2020

Four Reasons to Never Read Another Article with a List

Feb 7, 2020

B.G. Pelaire

Embrace Me, My Sweet Impeachable You

Along with feeling a palpable and satisfying joy at the news of the confirmed upcoming public impeachment proceedings by the House of…

Nov 1, 2019

Embrace Me, My Sweet Impeachable You

Nov 1, 2019

B.G. Pelaire

Call me.

Call me Fishmeal. Call me unreliable. Call me if something changes. Call me if he wakes up. Call me if you need me. Call me a taxi. Call…

Aug 31, 2019

Call me.

Aug 31, 2019

B.G. Pelaire

BG Pelaire’s Belated Opening Salvo

I’m gonna get politics out of the way first, so next time I can move on to comedy.

Aug 24, 2019

BG Pelaire’s Belated Opening Salvo

Aug 24, 2019

B.G. Pelaire

Regarding “Fuck This Shit”

Eldridge Said It Best

Feb 1, 2014

Regarding “Fuck This Shit”

Feb 1, 2014

B.G. Pelaire

B.G. Pelaire

Former Beat poet. Loves dogs, cats, pancakes. Goes apeshit now and then. Impeach everybody. And give me back my wig. On Twitter @bgpelaire.

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