Fighting Fries

“… no detail too small, every contingent considered, every tactic talked about, every one but one…”

Previously, Fast Food Wars

Skydiving Fries

Fighting Soldiers from the sky,
fighting fries that dare to die.
One million fries will jump today,
but only three have it your way.

The plot was hatched, the Burger King and his enforcer, the Whopper, made the plans, no detail too small, every contingent considered, every tactic talked about, every one but one — the one Ronald picked for the win.

The fries, the fries, came falling from the skies.
Ronald got the jump on them and took them by surprise.
The Burger King and Whopper too, they ran to get away,
hoping they’d come back again to fight another day.

The evil plot, or lack thereof, continues in Sally Hot Dog’s Ronald, Only to Lose.

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