Operation Enduring Digitarti
Our hero becomes distracted by digital advances…
Online dating, digital divas, selfies… this story has none of that.
Entry 3315
“It’s the best plan yet!” General Furnass shouted. “Pure genius!”
“What plan is that, General?”
“You know,” the general chuckled. “You find a hottie on line, start writing an Internet romance and before you know it Operation Enduring Digitart takes the literary world by storm. By the time you get her posting nudie pictures of herself on your blog you’ll be the most famous writer in the world and there will be no stopping the groundswell of support.”
“But General Furnass, what if I don’t want her posting nudie pictures to my blog?”
“Sure, no problem, we’ll just have her post nudie pictures somewhere else and all you have to do is write a few sappy love poems and hyperlink to her nude photos.”
“But General Furnass, I don’t want her posting nude pictures anywhere.”
“You don’t?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Ah, Sir?”
“Yes, General Furnass?”
“Why not?”
“Because I really do like her, that’s why not.”
Continued in Entry 3337 when the mystery woman says, “You don’t care about her either."