The Burger Wars Begin
The Burger King knew the horrors of war would someday be upon him, battering the castle walls, but little did he realize…
Many thought the wars would never happen but as we read the evidence it becomes obvious that long before the first blow was struck, the Clown was already conspiring with others to steal the crown and rule a worldwide fast food empire like none had ever imagined.
The Burger King knew the horrors of war would someday be upon him, battering the castle walls, but little did he realize the threat against his burger throne was already lurking inside, somewhere in the halls.
Ambush
Hardee punched the Burger King,
punched him in his nose.
Now he’s laying on the floor,
his head between his toes.
Ronald’s fries, they have sharp eyes
as they watch out for the Whopper
while Big Mac waits behind the shakes
to smash Whop in his chopper.
And so we end another burgersode without closure, the doors wide open as the attackers run away to charcoal broil yet another victim.
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