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The War of Independence Way

The War of Independence Way

Humorous retelling of the Revolutionary War set in contemporary suburban Philadelphia with characters who represent America's founders (ages 8-12)..

2024

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Brian Pinaire, Tom Burchell (Illustrator)

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Slackjaw

The School Year Will Be Much Easier For Everyone As Soon As You Do These 17 Unnecessarily…

Trust us — we’re school administrators.

Aug 19

The School Year Will Be Much Easier For Everyone As Soon As You Do These 17 Unnecessarily…

Aug 19

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The Haven

Welcome To Political Science 101 With Professor Marjorie Taylor Greene

Make College Great Again!

Jul 4

Welcome To Political Science 101 With Professor Marjorie Taylor Greene

Jul 4

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The Worst Thing to Say to Your Professor on the First Day of Class — And 20 Other Worst…

Apr 4

The Worst Thing to Say to Your Professor on the First Day of Class — And 20 Other Worst…

Apr 4

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The Haven

Why I Need You to Move to Fargo as Soon as Possible, Preferably by the Weekend

MEMORANDUM

Oct 12, 2020

Why I Need You to Move to Fargo as Soon as Possible, Preferably by the Weekend

Oct 12, 2020

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How Pants Work

Security Report: American Food & Drug — Day No. 69 of the Pandemic

Day № 69 of the Pandemic

May 22, 2020

Security Report: American Food & Drug — Day No. 69 of the Pandemic

May 22, 2020

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The Haven

You Know the Type

Although I was groggy when they wheeled me into the room following my two-level cervical-fusion surgery, I could still feel the tension in…

Feb 15, 2020

You Know the Type

Feb 15, 2020

Brian Pinaire

Brian Pinaire

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Author, editor, and recovering academic. I fix scholarly prose, write children's books for adults, and try to make people laugh.

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