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I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

My policy makes perfect cents

3 min readApr 8, 2024

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I’ll Waste Millions On Anti-Homeless Architecture, But I Cannot Spend A Penny On Free Housing

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I, Herman Melville, Ask That You Please Stop Teaching My Bloated Whale Encyclopedia to High…

Please don’t recommend my book, I beg you

4 min readAug 24, 2023

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Slackjaw

Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

Excuse me miss: You are so brave and quiet I forget you are attractive.

2 min readJul 12, 2022

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Ernest Hemingway’s Lost Pickup Lines

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45 Simple Steps to Level Your Off-Balance Maytag Washer in

Some repetitions apply

5 min readJun 13, 2024

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45 Simple Steps to Level Your Off-Balance Maytag Washer in

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MuddyUm

The Invisible Hand of the Market Will Lower Those Gas Prices Any Minute Now

Any…minute…now…

4 min readJun 6, 2024

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A hand wearing a black leather glove gives a thumbs up sign.

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The Haven

The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt

It’s an anti-German sham trial!

2 min readMay 31, 2024

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The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt

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MuddyUm

The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself

I stand with trolley

3 min readMay 16, 2024

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The Trolley Has An Existential Right To Defend Itself

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The Haven

Things King Charles Probably Told His Portrait Artist

Your guess is as good as mine

2 min readMay 16, 2024

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Things King Charles Probably Told His Portrait Artist

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Caleb Coy

Truisms That Prove You’re Not a Colonial Force Utilizing a Genocidal Army

With the Backing Of a Hesitant But Ultimately Supportive UN

1 min readMay 15, 2024

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Truisms That Prove You’re Not a Colonial Force Utilizing a Genocidal Army

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The Haven

There Was An Old Lady Who Checked Her Paperless Inbox

Perhaps she’ll find out what’s in it

4 min readMay 7, 2024

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There Was An Old Lady Who Checked Her Paperless Inbox

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Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy

Caleb Coy is a humorist and freelance writer from Virginia. Work in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, elsewhere. Follow @CalebCoyGuard

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