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Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots

Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots

You’re no dummy… anymore!
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Kristen Stark
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Flip the Script

Flip the Script

The best ideas are the reel-est ideas
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This, That & the Other Thing
A List of My Lists — Gift-wrapped Just For You

A List of My Lists — Gift-wrapped Just For You

My no shit lists
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
George Santos is Laughing Out Loud at What You Don’t Know About Him — Yet

George Santos is Laughing Out Loud at What You Don’t Know About Him...

“All will be revealed soon,” Santos pledged
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Speaking Fiction To Power
An Open Letter to Pop-Pop: Please Don’t Tell Us About Your Poop

An Open Letter to Pop-Pop: Please Don’t Tell Us About Your Poop

We are in the middle of a war here! Can you just, not?
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CJ Sterling
ButtHeads Butt Heads But Heads Butt Heads Too

ButtHeads Butt Heads But Heads Butt Heads Too

Okay, here, I’ll say it for you: “Oh my god, is she twelve?!”
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Aurelia Bliss
Tangerine Turd Trump Story Collection — or Mango Mussolini or Agent Orange or Failed Yam Casserole…

Tangerine Turd Trump Story Collection — or Mango Mussolini or Agent...

No matter what you call the guy, the funny stories about him just write themselves
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
So, You Want to Learn Self-Defence?

So, You Want to Learn Self-Defence?

It’s a tough old world out there!
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Adam Robinson
Vegetarians are Evil (and Other Hard to Digest Truths)

Vegetarians are Evil (and Other Hard to Digest Truths)

It feels so good to get this off my chest
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Sanjay Singhal
The Mailman Spammeth

The Mailman Spammeth

Have we reached Peak Spam? Or are we still trundling up the foothills?
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Matthew Clapham
Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dropping The U?

Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dr...

Some Mother Faqirs will strenuously object
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Following Incident at Gotham Awards…

Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Followin...

“My Trump takedown movie will make his little orange toes curl up like Fritos,” De Niro promised
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Speaking Fiction To Power
Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted

Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted

Talk about being a Friend of Medium
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy

The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy

She kicked the bucket but was ruled offside
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Bo Twerdowsky
Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle

Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle

A tale of too much therapy and not enough chocolate
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Sanjay Singhal
Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting” Your Already Boosted Stories

Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting”...

Boost your boost
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Broken News

Broken News

Paging Pete Davidson, Paging Pete Davidson
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Paul Lander
Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhinged Thanksgiving Rant

Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhing...

Unfortunately, America’s Crazy Uncle showed up for Thanksgiving this year
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Speaking Fiction To Power
All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes

All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes

Be careful (or not) with who you want on your team
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This, That & the Other Thing
“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”

“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”

Said my wife
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Uvebruce
4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!

4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!

This is a good Medium article…or is it?!
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Adam Robinson
Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen

Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen

Don’t you be fooled! Big Brother is behind the screen and he has his ways of keeping you in line!
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Aurelia Bliss
Dueling Thanksgiving Messages From Trump and Biden Brings Out Dark Brandon

Dueling Thanksgiving Messages From Trump and Biden Brings Out Dark ...

And it’s about time
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Speaking Fiction To Power
You Can’t Spell Exodus Without X

You Can’t Spell Exodus Without X

X, crashing like a Tesla on autopilot
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Paul Lander
Santa’s Black Friday Shopping Guide

Santa’s Black Friday Shopping Guide

1186 years of holiday experience can’t be wrong
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Santa Claus
Thank You for the Great Food and the Stupid Arguments

Thank You for the Great Food and the Stupid Arguments

Remembering Thanksgiving with my family
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Christine D Richardson
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