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‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.

‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.

What’s wrong with this country?
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Top 2 Reasons I Wish I Knew How to Count Past 1

Top 2 Reasons I Wish I Knew How to Count Past 1

I don’t understand my own title
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John Corten
Democrats, Republicans Unite After Watching Two Puppies Meet for the First Time

Democrats, Republicans Unite After Watching Two Puppies Meet for th...

Capitol lobby TV left on Animal Planet instead of C-SPAN
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John Corten
Spontaneous Maskless Academic Fencing: What Every College Needs

Spontaneous Maskless Academic Fencing: What Every College Needs

Bring Back Mensurschließen
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Caleb Coy
Can You Rate Me In Bed?

Can You Rate Me In Bed?

Help me get better
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John Corten
This is You in Red Trousers

This is You in Red Trousers

Just in case we hadn’t noticed your behaviour already
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Mike Hickman
How to Break up With Your Barista

How to Break up With Your Barista

It’s really not that hard
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Patrick Eades
How To Mansplain

How To Mansplain

Take your time to read this one. It’s a complicated concept.
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Smillew Rahcuef
Poll Dancing

Poll Dancing

I’ve fallen in the polls and I can’t get up
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Paul Lander
New NFL Rules that Would Have Viewership Skyrocketing

New NFL Rules that Would Have Viewership Skyrocketing

Profit must be maximized
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Brian Throne
A Fight With My Neighbor Paul Inspired the Long and Winding Road

A Fight With My Neighbor Paul Inspired the Long and Winding Road

McCartney was obsessed with road lengths and shapes
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John Corten
I’m The Fly Ball You Wrestled A Toddler For

I’m The Fly Ball You Wrestled A Toddler For

And I’m — understandably — concerned
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Brian Buseck
Dear Medium Publications: It’s Not Just About Length. Girth Still Matters

Dear Medium Publications: It’s Not Just About Length. Girth Still M...

At least 30 seconds is still considered a long time here
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John Corten
Trump University Docs Uncovered: The Women’s Studies 101 Syllabus

Trump University Docs Uncovered: The Women’s Studies 101 Syllabus

You’ve barely gone anywhere, baby
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John Corten
A Guide to Sports for People Who Hate Sports

A Guide to Sports for People Who Hate Sports

This might piss off everyone. Just like sports
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John Corten
We Excel At Customer Service — So What If We Delivered What You Did Not Need

We Excel At Customer Service — So What If We Delivered What You Did...

We did you a favour, really
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Ana Brody
The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners

The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners

Some more love for the Doctor Funny stories readers loved most
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
So-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in Florida

So-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in Florida

Viewers Were Shocked While Tuning Into The Latest Episode of This Popular True Crime Drama Series
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Mark J. Shady
New Ipsos Poll Demonstrates The Increasingly Obvious To Everyone

New Ipsos Poll Demonstrates The Increasingly Obvious To Everyone

What do you mean Trump is polling downwards with women voters and Hispanics?! Surely not
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Argumentative Penguin
My Wife Thinks I’m Deeply Flawed

My Wife Thinks I’m Deeply Flawed

I’ve said some things recently that would suggest she may be right. They’ve just come out wrong. Nobody is perfect.
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Uvebruce
The Top Three Worst Things About Memory Loss

The Top Three Worst Things About Memory Loss

Number one is most important
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John Corten
A Catastrophy for JD Vance

A Catastrophy for JD Vance

Cat Ladies for Kamala
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Paul Lander
Elon Musk Sues Donald Trump for Not Using Twitter

Elon Musk Sues Donald Trump for Not Using Twitter

Musk vs Yuck
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Ellie Salvaje
Financial Strategy With the Swear Jar Savings Plan

Financial Strategy With the Swear Jar Savings Plan

Using bad words for good measure
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Aurelia Bliss
And in The End

And in The End

Expecting Pearly Gates? Given the nature of modern life, you’re more likely to get…
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Mike Hickman
Weird and Weirdo Beardo Limericks for MAGAts

Weird and Weirdo Beardo Limericks for MAGAts

I’ve chosen poetry’s lowest form for life’s lowest forms
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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