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  • Michael Burg Violated Me 28 Times in One Afternoon

    Michael Burg Violated Me 28 Times in One Afternoon

    And I liked it.
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    Uvebruce
    Jun 29
    The January 6 Haikus

    The January 6 Haikus

    Tyrant’s last tanties
    Go to the profile of Carlo Zeno
    Carlo Zeno
    Jun 29
    Wake Up You Big Goon and Look at These Pictures of Pretty Women

    Wake Up You Big Goon and Look at These Pictures of Pretty Women

    I love showing my dad pictures of pretty women
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    Gunner Barrett
    Jun 29
    Infamous Tao-Te-Ching-adera Quotes

    Infamous Tao-Te-Ching-adera Quotes

    “Chingadera” — It’s worth looking up this fucking thing.
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    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 28
    Dear Men: Dating Do’s & Don’ts. Sell the Sizzle, Not the Steak (or the Snake)

    Dear Men: Dating Do’s & Don’ts. Sell the Sizzle, Not the Steak (or the Snake)

    Blocked texts? no second dates? here’s why.
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    Sheri Jacobs
    Jun 28
    Protesting Protesters

    Protesting Protesters

    There are a lot of protesting protesters these days.
    Go to the profile of Craig Tyson Adams
    Craig Tyson Adams
    Jun 28
    4 Reasons I am Celebrating Writing Today

    4 Reasons I am Celebrating Writing Today

    I have just achieved the writer’s equivalent of the MILE HIGH Club. I am busy assuming “the” position. Feel free to kneel.
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    Uvebruce
    Jun 27
    Magic Ketchup

    Magic Ketchup

    A Million Uses! (Or maybe just two)
    Go to the profile of Oscar Rhea
    Oscar Rhea
    Jun 27
    BURG — It’s What’s For Brunch

    BURG — It’s What’s For Brunch

    We all remember “Beef — It’s What’s For Dinner”
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 26
    Abortion Junkets

    Abortion Junkets

    The next big thing
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    Mark Eric Cohen
    Jun 26
    Have Fun, Because None Of Us Are Getting Out of Here Alive!

    Have Fun, Because None Of Us Are Getting Out of Here Alive!

    Make every day count
    Go to the profile of PJ Kaplan
    PJ Kaplan
    Jun 26
    Side Hustle of Selling Panties

    Side Hustle of Selling Panties

    Pheromones, vending machines, and the enigma of a stigma
    Go to the profile of Deb Groves Harman
    Deb Groves Harman
    Jun 25
    For Your Family’s Final Vacation, See These Quirky Destinations

    For Your Family’s Final Vacation, See These Quirky Destinations

    Once more unto the beach, dear friends
    Go to the profile of Gunner Barrett
    Gunner Barrett
    Jun 23
    My Daughter Married a Zombie | Doctor Funny

    My Daughter Married a Zombie | Doctor Funny

    Dad? Meet Sam B. He’s got brains; made a killing in Crypto!
    Go to the profile of Sean Cordes
    Sean Cordes
    Jun 22
    This is Your Brain on God

    This is Your Brain on God

    Any questions? Of course not, that’s the point
    Go to the profile of John Werth
    John Werth
    Jun 22
    Diary of a Treadmill

    Diary of a Treadmill

    This is war
    Go to the profile of Kristine Laco
    Kristine Laco
    Jun 22
    Doctor Funny HumpDay Checkup

    Doctor Funny HumpDay Checkup

    June 22
    Go to the profile of Jennifer McDougall
    Jennifer McDougall
    Jun 22
    So, You’re Thinking Of Joining The Mafia?

    So, You’re Thinking Of Joining The Mafia?

    Think you’re a wise guy, huh?
    Go to the profile of Adam Robinson
    Adam Robinson
    Jun 22
    Mouse Murderer

    Mouse Murderer

    Avert your eyes, Mickey. You too, Minnie. You don’t realize the depths of depravity that Ginger Bangs is willing to stoop to.
    Go to the profile of Ginger Bangs
    Ginger Bangs
    Jun 21
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