Published in Slackjaw·PinnedMember-onlyWhat The Number Of Coffee Cups You Drink In A Day Says About YouCaffeine is the only way. Zero: You wake up without an alarm. There are no limits to what you can accomplish during dawn. Your mind is so determined it has chosen to believe that there is no caffeine in Matcha. One: For you, this is more about the routine than…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published in Slackjaw·Dec 13, 2022Member-onlyAre You Air Traveling During the Holidays or Casually Dating Someone?You have to download an app. You try but fail to bring the least amount of baggage possible. It is easier to endure after a couple of drinks. They cancel at the last minute after you spend hours getting ready and leave the house. You fantasize about accidentally falling in…Travel2 min readTravel2 min read
Published in The Haven·Nov 28, 2022Member-onlyIn This Subway Everyone Is Looking at Their Phones And You Should Get Over It.“Enjoy the journey, not the destination” — Believe me, I know it’s not a pretty image to look at. It’s an opaque wagon crammed with monotone bodies tilting their necks over a pale led light. It doesn’t inspire much, which makes it an easy target for those seeking to display what the downfall of society looks like. …Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Slackjaw·Mar 17, 2020Member-onlyA Hypochondriac’s Advice To Survive Your Pandemic FearsIt’s 10 past midnight, I’m lying in bed, ready to drift into sleep when It arrives. The gentle but punctual pain that shows up in the left region of my chest, It’s my nightly heart attack that arises when things go quiet and I can feel the beat of my…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
