PinnedCaroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketRealistic Responses to Suggestive Song LyricsNelly: It’s gettin’ hot in here (so hot) / So take off all your clothes. Me: Or you could just let me turn the thermostat down.Apr 239Apr 239
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyI Don’t Mind Women in the Gym’s Weight Area, But They Should Never Outnumber MenThe ladylike thing for them to do is wait until there’s a lullMay 2943May 2943
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinFrazzledI’d Like to Discuss My Child Specifically While You’re Trying to Address a Group of PeopleYour concern for the rest of the group is admirable but hardly necessaryJun 1022Jun 1022
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinMuddyUmFuture Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison ButkerI totally support women in the workforce!May 1829May 1829
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketI Am a Boomer’s Lawn and You Will Bow Before My SuperiorityYou think you know green? You’ve never seen green until you’ve seen me.Jun 328Jun 328
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledI’m a Regular Guy Who’s Sick of Being Villainized for My Secret Second FamilyThis has all just been really hard on me, ok?22h ago2022h ago20
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketField Guide for Interacting with the Middle-Aged Step-Sibling Who Still Lives with Your ParentsDo not break etiquette and verbalize the absurdity of the living situationAug 134Aug 134
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzled“American Psycho Toddler”: A Day in the LifeIs there any other kind of toddler?Aug 913Aug 913
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmJ.D. Vance’s Least Favorite Movies and TV ShowsInstead of one of these, how about re-watching the modern classic “Hillbilly Elegy” with a Diet Mountain Dew in hand?Jul 295Jul 295
Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna Comedy“Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)”: 2024 EditionWith apologies to Allan ShermanJul 2913Jul 2913