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I Had A Funny Thing To Say, But The Conversation Moved On

It’s not like we’re on a totally separate topic…

Jul 27, 2022

I Had A Funny Thing To Say, But The Conversation Moved On

Jul 27, 2022

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Creative Writing Prompts From Your Doting Parents

Parents know best — even when it comes to writer’s block

Mar 3, 2022

Creative Writing Prompts From Your Doting Parents

Mar 3, 2022

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Trails I’ve Blazed In My Chevy Trailblazer

Sometimes justice requires driving outside the lines.

Oct 20, 2021

Trails I’ve Blazed In My Chevy Trailblazer

Oct 20, 2021

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Quiz: Are You The Child Of An Influencer Or The Protagonist In A Dystopian Teen Movie?

Been wondering why all your toys are wooden?

Mar 18, 2021

Quiz: Are You The Child Of An Influencer Or The Protagonist In A Dystopian Teen Movie?

Mar 18, 2021

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I’m A Real Truck Owner And This Is What I’m Haulin’

Two tons of heavy-duty shit.

Jan 29, 2021

I’m A Real Truck Owner And This Is What I’m Haulin’

Jan 29, 2021

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I’m the Ice Cream Machine from Chopped and I Will F*ck Your Shit Up

You think you’re hot shit because you made it to the dessert round on Chopped, huh? I’ve got you right where I want you.

Aug 4, 2019

I’m the Ice Cream Machine from Chopped and I Will F*ck Your Shit Up

Aug 4, 2019

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Kay Jewelers Signature Gloom Collection

Every kiss begins with existential angst

Feb 5, 2019

Kay Jewelers Signature Gloom Collection

Feb 5, 2019

C. E. Stayton

Farmer’s Almanac Entry from 1875 Predicts the Birth of Meteorological Messiah, Mike Trout

“Mike Trout has at least two great passions in life. One of them is baseball. But, when it’s winter and baseball isn’t in season, then it’s…

May 6, 2018

May 6, 2018

C. E. Stayton

C. E. Stayton

Humor writer (@huskylees), crappy outdoorsman, enthusiastic & helpful pedestrian. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Robot Butt, and Little Old Lady Comedy

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